Freshest On The Mic Remix by Unanimous Decision Lyrics
[Chorus x2: Sample]
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Verse 1]
Ahh, crooked jenker
I got flows that hit ya but I'm not Rutger Hauer
Styles I develop like a picture
Brothers call me chic 'cause I freak out
Hardcore rappers, you don't have to pull your dick out
Just chill out, Hip Hop reigns on my single
If you wanna hear House I suggest you play Bingo
Like Ringo Starr, I'm a brother goin' far (Yeah)
Everybody knows I'll be rushin' opposition like a Tzar
Skills are professional like Bodie (wah-wah-wah-wowww)
All the bitches wanna know me 'cause our beats are gettin' fatter
Appealin' to the rap, soul and ragga
I'm rockin' more hits than Mick Jagger so…
[Chorus: Sample]
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Verse 2]
Everybody on the scene couldn't wait
To hear the new Unanimous flavor
We're kickin' down the gate
With a force so strong you would think I was a ninja
Words are dancin' over melodies
Like Fred Astaire or Ginger Rogers
I'm out to get the fame and loot
The way I rap is pussy 'cause when you feel it you wanna shoot
Terror in the eyes of challengers amuse me
The crews be jealous
'Cause my syllables be flowin' like the booze be
Flowin' from the Queen Vic
The most beautifullest thing in this world is my dick
When I produce a new lick, it's gettin' harder
Than cheese or margarine that's spent 20 years in the larder
[Chorus x4: Sample]
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Verse 3]
Mics are gettin' rass now, I'm peakin' like China
A rhymer known for gettin' down but I won't be doin' 69ers
Tell your rapper he's a wussy when I see him like Zanussi
He'll get the middle finger 'cause he's pussy
Collectin' my props as I kick flow
From Thornton Heath to Jupiter, hittin' ya like R. Bowe Riddick
My best fan used to be a critic
So if you think of dissin' me, act like my ex and forget it
Fresher than funk from your crewman
You can tell your mom I drop bombs
That Saddam could never do, man
Yeah, I ran and I rap
When I flex freaky flavors over any rugged track
[Chorus: Sample]
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Verse 4]
Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell a bomb
So I switch on the drum
Gotta see a hoe hum to my oracular style
It's miraculous while crazy
MC's, if you had 2 Technics SL-1200 you still couldn't phase me
Like Chuck I'ma raise the roof
I'm bringin' more pain than tooth decay
My fatness is breakin' the scales
In one second flat, an orgasm on that dab
Is what you'll be gettin' from the Unanimous lab
Fatter than Russell Grant flab, hittin' like an Ali jab
Fresher than your grandmother's fried chicken recipe
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Chorus x4: Sample]
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Outro]
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me...
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Verse 1]
Ahh, crooked jenker
I got flows that hit ya but I'm not Rutger Hauer
Styles I develop like a picture
Brothers call me chic 'cause I freak out
Hardcore rappers, you don't have to pull your dick out
Just chill out, Hip Hop reigns on my single
If you wanna hear House I suggest you play Bingo
Like Ringo Starr, I'm a brother goin' far (Yeah)
Everybody knows I'll be rushin' opposition like a Tzar
Skills are professional like Bodie (wah-wah-wah-wowww)
All the bitches wanna know me 'cause our beats are gettin' fatter
Appealin' to the rap, soul and ragga
I'm rockin' more hits than Mick Jagger so…
[Chorus: Sample]
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Verse 2]
Everybody on the scene couldn't wait
To hear the new Unanimous flavor
We're kickin' down the gate
With a force so strong you would think I was a ninja
Words are dancin' over melodies
Like Fred Astaire or Ginger Rogers
I'm out to get the fame and loot
The way I rap is pussy 'cause when you feel it you wanna shoot
Terror in the eyes of challengers amuse me
The crews be jealous
'Cause my syllables be flowin' like the booze be
Flowin' from the Queen Vic
The most beautifullest thing in this world is my dick
When I produce a new lick, it's gettin' harder
Than cheese or margarine that's spent 20 years in the larder
[Chorus x4: Sample]
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Verse 3]
Mics are gettin' rass now, I'm peakin' like China
A rhymer known for gettin' down but I won't be doin' 69ers
Tell your rapper he's a wussy when I see him like Zanussi
He'll get the middle finger 'cause he's pussy
Collectin' my props as I kick flow
From Thornton Heath to Jupiter, hittin' ya like R. Bowe Riddick
My best fan used to be a critic
So if you think of dissin' me, act like my ex and forget it
Fresher than funk from your crewman
You can tell your mom I drop bombs
That Saddam could never do, man
Yeah, I ran and I rap
When I flex freaky flavors over any rugged track
[Chorus: Sample]
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Verse 4]
Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell a bomb
So I switch on the drum
Gotta see a hoe hum to my oracular style
It's miraculous while crazy
MC's, if you had 2 Technics SL-1200 you still couldn't phase me
Like Chuck I'ma raise the roof
I'm bringin' more pain than tooth decay
My fatness is breakin' the scales
In one second flat, an orgasm on that dab
Is what you'll be gettin' from the Unanimous lab
Fatter than Russell Grant flab, hittin' like an Ali jab
Fresher than your grandmother's fried chicken recipe
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Chorus x4: Sample]
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
[Outro]
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me
I'm the freshest thing on the mic
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me...