13th Century Cowboy Is A Fat Loser Lol by TzarBombah Lyrics
[Intro]
Do you wanna know an amazing fucking feeling?
Like something so fucking spectacular
I just gotta fucking brag about it
Waking up in the morning
And NOT being an oversensitive fat fuck
It's FUCKING spectacular
And like, I shower everyday
And I trim my fucking hair
And y'know, I DON'T look like I'm homeless
Because I put in 30 minutes of fucking effort everyday
And it just feels so fucking great
[Verse 1]
13th Century Cowboy, he's a mediocre trick
He throws a little tantrum if you say he's a little thick
Reddit level buzzwords thrown like cope and seethe, it's sick
A fat fucking retard, the whole ICG consists
[Chorus]
He runs a fucking discord, it consists of little girls
Hе's fishing off their compliments, he's in anothеr world
He's fat and fucking grotesque and we know he fucking stinks
He's a fat fucking loser and I bet that he loves kids
[Verse 2]
13th Century Cowboy, man, his music's fucking sick
The same generic incelcore with simplified lyrics
The thought of being an incel, for some reason gives him pride
I hate to say that he won't get laid, and the reason is he's wide
[Chorus]
He runs a fucking discord, it consists of little girls
He's fishing off their compliments, he's in another world
He's fat and fucking grotesque and we know he fucking stinks
He's a fat fucking loser and I bet that he loves kids
Do you wanna know an amazing fucking feeling?
Like something so fucking spectacular
I just gotta fucking brag about it
Waking up in the morning
And NOT being an oversensitive fat fuck
It's FUCKING spectacular
And like, I shower everyday
And I trim my fucking hair
And y'know, I DON'T look like I'm homeless
Because I put in 30 minutes of fucking effort everyday
And it just feels so fucking great
[Verse 1]
13th Century Cowboy, he's a mediocre trick
He throws a little tantrum if you say he's a little thick
Reddit level buzzwords thrown like cope and seethe, it's sick
A fat fucking retard, the whole ICG consists
[Chorus]
He runs a fucking discord, it consists of little girls
Hе's fishing off their compliments, he's in anothеr world
He's fat and fucking grotesque and we know he fucking stinks
He's a fat fucking loser and I bet that he loves kids
[Verse 2]
13th Century Cowboy, man, his music's fucking sick
The same generic incelcore with simplified lyrics
The thought of being an incel, for some reason gives him pride
I hate to say that he won't get laid, and the reason is he's wide
[Chorus]
He runs a fucking discord, it consists of little girls
He's fishing off their compliments, he's in another world
He's fat and fucking grotesque and we know he fucking stinks
He's a fat fucking loser and I bet that he loves kids