Drunk Dracula by Tyrants in Therapy Lyrics
Drunk Dracula 2:20
(M. Jaye)
Verse 1
Drunk Women Imagine what I could do with 2 Drunk Women
A 3-way with me and you Drunk Women
Just think of what I could do with 4
One could stand and watch the door Drunk Women
Verse 2
I’d doubt if I’d get out alive
If somehow I could find me 5 Drunk Women
I’d really like to get some kicks with 6 Drunk Women
Verse 3
Man I would be in Heaven
If somehow I could score me 7 Drunk Women
All sexy and ready to mate Watch out Man, let’s go for 8
And things'd be going real fine
But in the back of my mind I’d be thinking of 9 Drunk Women
Verse 4
I would be so totally Zen (Hardcore)
If I could spend just one evening with 10 Drunk Women
They look between 50 and 30 And they’re shaking their ass
And they're talking dirty
Verse 5
I would consider myself fortunate If I could somehow find 8
And then I'd score 4 more in the parking lot Man I’d give it my very best shot
But that's when I’d stop
Before the great big bummer
And rest my tired cucumber
‘Cause 13's always been my unlucky number
(M. Jaye)
Verse 1
Drunk Women Imagine what I could do with 2 Drunk Women
A 3-way with me and you Drunk Women
Just think of what I could do with 4
One could stand and watch the door Drunk Women
Verse 2
I’d doubt if I’d get out alive
If somehow I could find me 5 Drunk Women
I’d really like to get some kicks with 6 Drunk Women
Verse 3
Man I would be in Heaven
If somehow I could score me 7 Drunk Women
All sexy and ready to mate Watch out Man, let’s go for 8
And things'd be going real fine
But in the back of my mind I’d be thinking of 9 Drunk Women
Verse 4
I would be so totally Zen (Hardcore)
If I could spend just one evening with 10 Drunk Women
They look between 50 and 30 And they’re shaking their ass
And they're talking dirty
Verse 5
I would consider myself fortunate If I could somehow find 8
And then I'd score 4 more in the parking lot Man I’d give it my very best shot
But that's when I’d stop
Before the great big bummer
And rest my tired cucumber
‘Cause 13's always been my unlucky number