Uber eats by Tyler brownz Lyrics
(Chorus)
I’ll bring beef to your door like it’s Uber eats
You see that big back won’t be fooling me
I told her step back with her foolish needs
She called me once now she wants all of me
But she can’t have me and that’s just how it is
I got two bad b’s one’s doing the splits
She hugged me once now she’s talking kids
And I told her have fun but she won’t be missed
(Verse 1)
See they chat on the gram, real life they’re a fan
Your girl calls me cute, I’m just a helping hand
Me taking your girl is just part of the plan
But don’t be sad cah she’s throwing back
I kissed her once she don’t want you back
It’s like coin master when she’s under attack
I had to double tap cah she’s not even flat
I’ll just deliver it like I’m postman pat
Like rah
Your girl wants my lightsaber
She calls me the brown Vader
I wanna play a game called Black invader
Your mans beefs me but I’m his maker
He’s stammering he needs a translator
Lying about money while your begging for paper
I took your girl becah she want flavour
Put the hood on cause I’m the crusader
(Chorus)
I’ll bring beef to your door like it’s Uber eats
You see that big back won’t be fooling me
I told her step back with her foolish needs
She called me once now she wants all of me
But she can’t have me and that’s just how it is
I got two bad b’s one’s doing the splits
She hugged me once now she’s talking kids
And I told her have fun but she won’t be missed
(Verse 2)
They get mad when I like their friend
If I say no thats a dead end
But I don’t like it cah they can’t bend
“Men are trash” that’s a big trend
You only say that cah I’m with your best friend
Your just flat like my battery’s end
All these Youngers need to go grab the pen
They need to grow to be 10 out of 10
But look at you now your backs stuck your leg
And look at your man he’s slim like a peg
Your 12 years old and your asking for head
All these girls hug and they want me on the bed
This girl keeps nagging just give it a rest
She’s got a big bumper and big ass breasts
I need a new girl, I’m getting bored to death
But she just wants a piece of this Caribbean flesh
(Chorus)
I’ll bring beef to your door like it’s Uber eats
You see that big back won’t be fooling me
I told her step back with her foolish needs
She called me once now she wants all of me
But she can’t have me and that’s just how it is
I got two bad b’s one’s doing the splits
She hugged me once now she’s talking kids
And I told her have fun but she won’t be missed
(Outro)
I’ll bring beef to your door like it’s Uber eats
You see that big back won’t be fooling me
I told her step back with her foolish needs
She called me once now she wants all of me
But she can’t have me and that’s just how it is
I got two bad b’s one’s doing the splits
She hugged me once now she’s talking kids
And I told her have fun but she won’t be missed
I’ll bring beef to your door like it’s Uber eats
You see that big back won’t be fooling me
I told her step back with her foolish needs
She called me once now she wants all of me
But she can’t have me and that’s just how it is
I got two bad b’s one’s doing the splits
She hugged me once now she’s talking kids
And I told her have fun but she won’t be missed
(Verse 1)
See they chat on the gram, real life they’re a fan
Your girl calls me cute, I’m just a helping hand
Me taking your girl is just part of the plan
But don’t be sad cah she’s throwing back
I kissed her once she don’t want you back
It’s like coin master when she’s under attack
I had to double tap cah she’s not even flat
I’ll just deliver it like I’m postman pat
Like rah
Your girl wants my lightsaber
She calls me the brown Vader
I wanna play a game called Black invader
Your mans beefs me but I’m his maker
He’s stammering he needs a translator
Lying about money while your begging for paper
I took your girl becah she want flavour
Put the hood on cause I’m the crusader
(Chorus)
I’ll bring beef to your door like it’s Uber eats
You see that big back won’t be fooling me
I told her step back with her foolish needs
She called me once now she wants all of me
But she can’t have me and that’s just how it is
I got two bad b’s one’s doing the splits
She hugged me once now she’s talking kids
And I told her have fun but she won’t be missed
(Verse 2)
They get mad when I like their friend
If I say no thats a dead end
But I don’t like it cah they can’t bend
“Men are trash” that’s a big trend
You only say that cah I’m with your best friend
Your just flat like my battery’s end
All these Youngers need to go grab the pen
They need to grow to be 10 out of 10
But look at you now your backs stuck your leg
And look at your man he’s slim like a peg
Your 12 years old and your asking for head
All these girls hug and they want me on the bed
This girl keeps nagging just give it a rest
She’s got a big bumper and big ass breasts
I need a new girl, I’m getting bored to death
But she just wants a piece of this Caribbean flesh
(Chorus)
I’ll bring beef to your door like it’s Uber eats
You see that big back won’t be fooling me
I told her step back with her foolish needs
She called me once now she wants all of me
But she can’t have me and that’s just how it is
I got two bad b’s one’s doing the splits
She hugged me once now she’s talking kids
And I told her have fun but she won’t be missed
(Outro)
I’ll bring beef to your door like it’s Uber eats
You see that big back won’t be fooling me
I told her step back with her foolish needs
She called me once now she wants all of me
But she can’t have me and that’s just how it is
I got two bad b’s one’s doing the splits
She hugged me once now she’s talking kids
And I told her have fun but she won’t be missed