The Fall of Kevin Hoang by Tyler Rice Lyrics
[Intro: Tyler Rice]
Okay, first off I just want to say Kevin’s just mad because I already have merchandise, and he’s making a diss track too so we’ll be fair
[Verse 1: Tyler Rice]
Okay, sure, I’ll admit that you have three more subscribers than me
But you’re just hating on me because I already have my merch
If you made merch it would not sell like a God church
Let’s pass it to Tommy ‘cause his raps are great
[Verse 2: Tommy]
Kevin, you’re just jealous ‘cause Tyler already has his merch
Soon it’ll sell like a God church
Yeah Cali’s where I’m from
I diss you just for fun
Your raps will be so dumb
[Verse 3: Uncredited Artist 1]
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Your raps make me have to pee
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
You don’t know what you’re about to see
Q-R-S-T-U-V
I don’t want you to be [?]
W-X-Y and Z
Your raps don’t sound good to me
[Verse 4: Uncredited Artist 2]
You are not athletic at all
You can’t even throw a ball
All your views are bought online
Even though that is a crime
You get all your subs from school
Even though you are not cool
You remind me of a fool
That I met from middle school
[Verse 5: Tyler Rice]
Hey it’s me, Tyler
Some people call me Skyler
I didn’t want to fight her
Ooh
[Outro: Tyler Rice]
I just called him a her. I guess I should end the diss track here, see you in the next one. Peace
Okay, first off I just want to say Kevin’s just mad because I already have merchandise, and he’s making a diss track too so we’ll be fair
[Verse 1: Tyler Rice]
Okay, sure, I’ll admit that you have three more subscribers than me
But you’re just hating on me because I already have my merch
If you made merch it would not sell like a God church
Let’s pass it to Tommy ‘cause his raps are great
[Verse 2: Tommy]
Kevin, you’re just jealous ‘cause Tyler already has his merch
Soon it’ll sell like a God church
Yeah Cali’s where I’m from
I diss you just for fun
Your raps will be so dumb
[Verse 3: Uncredited Artist 1]
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Your raps make me have to pee
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
You don’t know what you’re about to see
Q-R-S-T-U-V
I don’t want you to be [?]
W-X-Y and Z
Your raps don’t sound good to me
[Verse 4: Uncredited Artist 2]
You are not athletic at all
You can’t even throw a ball
All your views are bought online
Even though that is a crime
You get all your subs from school
Even though you are not cool
You remind me of a fool
That I met from middle school
[Verse 5: Tyler Rice]
Hey it’s me, Tyler
Some people call me Skyler
I didn’t want to fight her
Ooh
[Outro: Tyler Rice]
I just called him a her. I guess I should end the diss track here, see you in the next one. Peace