Debate Rap - The Sequel by Tyler Cauely Lyrics
Intro
Yo yo yo
They said dont make another one
So we made another one
I hit them up like a novice
Bodacious and cautious
When you see all the off cases
You be feeling nauseous
I’m the debate prophet
Baby you can’t stop it
Suit so dark
You think it’s chocolate
Am i winning the round?
Dude i thought it’s obvious
Call me president b
Soon i'm out of office
Bro just cut your losses
Teammates say “you got this”
Then you say you're sick
Get your cough drops, lozenges
I’m sad, depressed, don’t get any kissess
I’m as lonely as that one guy Odysseus is
Whats your sign baby? Girl what's your rhinestone
Raps so confusing, got em pullin up Rhyme Zone
0 and 3 go on home
1ar from the dome
Aw that's cute man
Look at him tryna flow
Raps are incredible
Blood sugar never low
Man look at Jacob
What is Aleppo
Your strats terrible yeah its killin me
Finna mess around take the L just like Hillary
Tyler stop spreading, you do this the most
In that rebuttal, you made their case toast
Clean writing , man just look at my flows
Two girls want me
Perm do both
You're up against me? I feel sorry for you kid
You're picking up Ls while I'm picking up bids
So many girl's numbers I got lost on the flow
My game so smooth I'm like V.P. Joe
Spread so smooth, it sound like a vinyl
Blew it like warriors 3-1 in finals
Debate all the hoes, they put their nudes on the flash drive
You look so sad looks like your dog died
My first kiss was to Rick Astleys never gonna give you up
This doesn't rhyme i just wanted to put that out there
I always win when the judges see my escrow
You always take the L’s you must be from metro
I value morality when I'm on the lay
So many ballots I pick up, call that Chevrolet
I drank a few beers, I'll smoke at a tourney
Best you so bad, they'll take you out on a gurney
Get so many bids i’m not talking auctions
When you hit me you better proceed with caution
I got dubs only, first place, top speaker
You could probably spit fire if your style wasn't weaker
Try to beat me it's your burial ground
Baylor finals? That was a practice round
Im the best debater in the whole M town
Grab the state and burn it down
Put some liquor in my coffee and I down it during prep
Won so many rounds on oceans I feel like Johnny Depp
Just like Ricky Bobby I wake up and piss excellence
Give you the L and make you go home, back to your residence
I'm winning the aff running my queer theory
In round education is what you're hearing
Spreading so fast the lays can hardly tell
That the neg will be meditating on that L
10 off with the progressive
Case neg with the lay
Ya DA is the worst Japanese thing since anime
I'm a genius of my time call me Immanuel Kant
Ya weakness is defined, still using comic sans font
Man i’m a gem, put your case in a shredda
I’m still not as fem as that one girl makayla
Yo yo yo
They said dont make another one
So we made another one
I hit them up like a novice
Bodacious and cautious
When you see all the off cases
You be feeling nauseous
I’m the debate prophet
Baby you can’t stop it
Suit so dark
You think it’s chocolate
Am i winning the round?
Dude i thought it’s obvious
Call me president b
Soon i'm out of office
Bro just cut your losses
Teammates say “you got this”
Then you say you're sick
Get your cough drops, lozenges
I’m sad, depressed, don’t get any kissess
I’m as lonely as that one guy Odysseus is
Whats your sign baby? Girl what's your rhinestone
Raps so confusing, got em pullin up Rhyme Zone
0 and 3 go on home
1ar from the dome
Aw that's cute man
Look at him tryna flow
Raps are incredible
Blood sugar never low
Man look at Jacob
What is Aleppo
Your strats terrible yeah its killin me
Finna mess around take the L just like Hillary
Tyler stop spreading, you do this the most
In that rebuttal, you made their case toast
Clean writing , man just look at my flows
Two girls want me
Perm do both
You're up against me? I feel sorry for you kid
You're picking up Ls while I'm picking up bids
So many girl's numbers I got lost on the flow
My game so smooth I'm like V.P. Joe
Spread so smooth, it sound like a vinyl
Blew it like warriors 3-1 in finals
Debate all the hoes, they put their nudes on the flash drive
You look so sad looks like your dog died
My first kiss was to Rick Astleys never gonna give you up
This doesn't rhyme i just wanted to put that out there
I always win when the judges see my escrow
You always take the L’s you must be from metro
I value morality when I'm on the lay
So many ballots I pick up, call that Chevrolet
I drank a few beers, I'll smoke at a tourney
Best you so bad, they'll take you out on a gurney
Get so many bids i’m not talking auctions
When you hit me you better proceed with caution
I got dubs only, first place, top speaker
You could probably spit fire if your style wasn't weaker
Try to beat me it's your burial ground
Baylor finals? That was a practice round
Im the best debater in the whole M town
Grab the state and burn it down
Put some liquor in my coffee and I down it during prep
Won so many rounds on oceans I feel like Johnny Depp
Just like Ricky Bobby I wake up and piss excellence
Give you the L and make you go home, back to your residence
I'm winning the aff running my queer theory
In round education is what you're hearing
Spreading so fast the lays can hardly tell
That the neg will be meditating on that L
10 off with the progressive
Case neg with the lay
Ya DA is the worst Japanese thing since anime
I'm a genius of my time call me Immanuel Kant
Ya weakness is defined, still using comic sans font
Man i’m a gem, put your case in a shredda
I’m still not as fem as that one girl makayla