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Chris Hemsworth by Tyler Cassidy Lyrics

Genre: pop | Year: 2020

She told me she don't love me, don't love me anymore
Told me that the sparks gone, she told me that she's bored
But tell me what the hell girl, am i supposed to do
When you don't give a damn girl, i'm stuck here lovin' you

You know i tried my bestest, you know i've worked so hard
But you just want Chris Hemsworth, to hold you in his arms
Well you can tell Chris Hemsworth to go and fuck himself
Yeah, tell that sexy asshat that he can go to hell

My girl don't wanna' fuck me, but i think that's okay
Cause' i got hella friends girl, so we'll just go be gay
Yeah i got boys who love me, boys who love me right
And they gon' make me feel good every single night

My girl don't wanna' fuck me, but i think that's okay
Cause' i got hella friends girl, so we'll just go be gay
Yeah i got boys who love me, boys who love me right
And they gon' make me feel good every single night

She wants me to do pushups, until my face is blue
Thor you fucking asshole, she wants me to look like you
But don't you understand bitch, i'm only five foot tall
Standing on my tip-toes, i only come up to his balls
I'm not a damn Avenger, i'm only worth ten grand
And i don't walk around with a fucking hammer in my hand
Seems the more i try girl, the more you love me less
So i just call my boyfriends, and we'll just go have sex

My girl don't wanna' fuck me, but i think that's okay
Cause' i got hella friends girl, so we'll just go be gay
Yeah i got boys who love me, boys who love me right
And they gon' make me feel good every single night

My girl don't wanna' fuck me, but i think that's okay
Cause' i got hella friends girl, so we'll just go be gay
Yeah i got boys who love me, boys who love me right
And they gon' make me feel good every single night

My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
My wife don't wanna' fuck me

I'm walking around in boner town, and my wife don't give a damn
And i'm trying real hard everyday to look more like Chris Hemsworth
But he's tall and blonde, and i'm short and brunette
And i don't make a billion dollars an hour
I hate you Chris Hemsworth, you fucking ruined my marriage
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, fuck you Chris Hemsworth
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, i hate you Chris Hemsworth
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, fuck you Chris Hemsworth
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, i hate you Chris Hemsworth

My girl don't wanna' fuck me