Nature Doco by Two Steps on the Water Lyrics

Like a machine gun made of origami
Being fired in the leaves above you
A bird small and chubby is making birthday
Plans with Sam and Dougy

Tried to telepathise my love for you
Turns out I was just sat there gawking

It's 10am and you've already been awake
For five glorious hours
A flower cums into the wind and you sneeze
And you're warm but your eyes are sour

I was hoping that you'd get what I meant
By the brightly coloured clothes I was sporting
When you're around I try and be like the ground

Mosquito flies under a stream of piss
Like an aeroplane into a waterfall
You got so drunk that you puked your guts out
Like it was nothing at all
Tried to telepathise my love for you
Turns out I was just sat there gawking
Sometimes at night, when I close my eyes
I can hear
I can hear
I can hear
David
Atten-
David Attenborough's soft
Soft British voice
A-talking

I love cops
I love it when their legs look
Like the Arc de Triomphe