Why Wont You Answer Skit by Twiztid Lyrics
[Phone Rings]
[Dial Tone Woman Talking]
Hello you have reached the offices of doctor Fallenlegna
All representatives are unavailable
To come to the phone at this time
But please leave a brief message
Including your first and last name
And telephone number, if this is an emergency
Please hang up and dial 911
Thank you and have a wonderful day
[Woman Crying]
Why won't you answer
I’ve been calling you, i’ve called you, i’ve called you so many times, i’ve called you, i’ve called you, you said you would be there for me, you were not there for me. they came for me last night, they were on me,they came for me last night[3], they were on me, but i took a straight razor and shaved them. i shaved them goddamnit, i’ve shaved them all off of me, every last one of them i shaved, i shaved, i shaved them, iv'e shaved them all off of me, and i’ve been bleeding, i can't tell you how long i’ve been bleeding, i’ve been bleeding for four fucking hours, i have been bleeding, and i called you, and you didn’t answer, and you told me you’d be there for me, but you weren’t there for me, you weren’t there for me, you’re never there for me, i am bleeding, the darkness has come for me, and i’m alone, i don’t want to be alone, it hurts so bad, it hurts so bad. please cal me, please call me
[Dial Tone Woman Talking]
Hello you have reached the offices of doctor Fallenlegna
All representatives are unavailable
To come to the phone at this time
But please leave a brief message
Including your first and last name
And telephone number, if this is an emergency
Please hang up and dial 911
Thank you and have a wonderful day
[Woman Crying]
Why won't you answer
I’ve been calling you, i’ve called you, i’ve called you so many times, i’ve called you, i’ve called you, you said you would be there for me, you were not there for me. they came for me last night, they were on me,they came for me last night[3], they were on me, but i took a straight razor and shaved them. i shaved them goddamnit, i’ve shaved them all off of me, every last one of them i shaved, i shaved, i shaved them, iv'e shaved them all off of me, and i’ve been bleeding, i can't tell you how long i’ve been bleeding, i’ve been bleeding for four fucking hours, i have been bleeding, and i called you, and you didn’t answer, and you told me you’d be there for me, but you weren’t there for me, you weren’t there for me, you’re never there for me, i am bleeding, the darkness has come for me, and i’m alone, i don’t want to be alone, it hurts so bad, it hurts so bad. please cal me, please call me