Birds and Bees by Twiztid Lyrics
[Intro: DJ Clay]
Brand new Twiztid!
[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
Welcome to the beautiful experience of sex education
I'm Mr. Madrox, Mr. Rights is on vacation
I'll be teachin' you about the birds and bees
And while first time you nut, it feels like you gotta pee
This here is Stacy, she's my assistant
Skilled in oral pleasure and loves getting fisted
Look how her cupcake's parched and dry
Place your hand on her knee and slide to her inner thigh
Normally, on a hooker, we would punch right in
But this is for education and learning purposes
Two fingers rubbing in a circle in her honеy pie
Notice how she's moaning and groaning and gеtting high
Then grab the penis right by the base
And insert it between her lips or Stacy's pretty face
See how she suck it to the balls like a Dyson
Time to knock her cupcake out like Mike Tyson
[Chorus]
They wanna taste my honey, you'll have to wait and see
Let's see if you got game, if you know 'bout the birds and bees
I think she's ready for it, I'm 'bout to put it on her
After I get that honey from her, I'm done, I don't want her
[Verse 2: Monoxide]
Sorry kids, Mr. Jamie got fired (What?!)
Fuck him, right? At least I got hired! (Shit)
Now let's get back to business
You watch and remember Stacy, the wonderful assistant
The first thing I'm telling the boys is bareback
A condom is for people who care if she's pregnant
Number two is... number two
Cop a squat right over that bitch and straight...
Sounds crazy, but she'll love that shit
Sweet christ, man! These kids are getting sick!
Now one more thing before I go
The most important of all things to know goes
Most hoes don't know what they'll like
So a little bit of force is alright
It don't matter if [?]
'Cause you just want some pussy
[Chorus]
They wanna taste my honey, you'll have to wait and see
Let's see if you got game, if you know 'bout the birds and bees
I think she's ready for it, I'm 'bout to put it on her
After I get that honey from her, I'm done, I don't want her
[Segue: DJ Clay]
Dead man walking!
Brand new Twiztid!
[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
Welcome to the beautiful experience of sex education
I'm Mr. Madrox, Mr. Rights is on vacation
I'll be teachin' you about the birds and bees
And while first time you nut, it feels like you gotta pee
This here is Stacy, she's my assistant
Skilled in oral pleasure and loves getting fisted
Look how her cupcake's parched and dry
Place your hand on her knee and slide to her inner thigh
Normally, on a hooker, we would punch right in
But this is for education and learning purposes
Two fingers rubbing in a circle in her honеy pie
Notice how she's moaning and groaning and gеtting high
Then grab the penis right by the base
And insert it between her lips or Stacy's pretty face
See how she suck it to the balls like a Dyson
Time to knock her cupcake out like Mike Tyson
[Chorus]
They wanna taste my honey, you'll have to wait and see
Let's see if you got game, if you know 'bout the birds and bees
I think she's ready for it, I'm 'bout to put it on her
After I get that honey from her, I'm done, I don't want her
[Verse 2: Monoxide]
Sorry kids, Mr. Jamie got fired (What?!)
Fuck him, right? At least I got hired! (Shit)
Now let's get back to business
You watch and remember Stacy, the wonderful assistant
The first thing I'm telling the boys is bareback
A condom is for people who care if she's pregnant
Number two is... number two
Cop a squat right over that bitch and straight...
Sounds crazy, but she'll love that shit
Sweet christ, man! These kids are getting sick!
Now one more thing before I go
The most important of all things to know goes
Most hoes don't know what they'll like
So a little bit of force is alright
It don't matter if [?]
'Cause you just want some pussy
[Chorus]
They wanna taste my honey, you'll have to wait and see
Let's see if you got game, if you know 'bout the birds and bees
I think she's ready for it, I'm 'bout to put it on her
After I get that honey from her, I'm done, I don't want her
[Segue: DJ Clay]
Dead man walking!