Bad Taste II Lil Retarded Skit by Twisthiphop Lyrics
An instrumental fades in, as Twist is freestyling to it, in the car, with LR reacting.
Twist - "In the whip, just thinking of shit, with my homie, he slick, as I smashed his fucking phone again, but then we fucking made up, this some shit you can't fucking make up
society standers got you baited, I rate it over zero, call that shit overrated
My personality I only own the fucking strangest
Give you a fatality, yeah rhymes are what I blow your brains with
Yeah I'd rather be on the underground than turn a hoe to make it
In other words I'd rather be six feet deep on my grave than be praised whеn I'm fake so it's over, hate, bitch"
"Yoo oh shit turn it off turn it off turn it off."
LR - "Ayee shit, yo not bad, not bad at all."
Twist - "Heey yo, what do you mеan not bad, fuck you, it was great and you know."
LR - "Aight, lemme show you how it's done, lil bitchass."
Twist - "uhf ok-- aight, drop a 16 then."
LR - "Bih, I don't drop 16s, AH FUCK 'EM!"
Twist - "Okay fucking Raper."
LR - "Bih, it's Rapper, the fuck?"
"Watch me go in on this.. uh.. beat, yeah."
Twist - "If you say so.."
Twist turns on the beat.
LR - "Lil bitch. Yeah"
"I fuck babies with knifes, UHH!"
"Yeah, bitch, I'm dark like the night, mo'fucka!"
"This was paper, now it's fire, fire! It's fire, UOOOHHHH--!!!!"
Twist turns off the beat.
LR - "Wait wha--, what mo'fucka? That shit was fire, what the fuck? "
Twist - "Sorry, had to stop it."
LR - "WHY'DJA DEW IT?? AAAAASSHOLE!"
"Afraid I'll burn the car?"
Twist - "Afraid I'll burn your phone again?"
LR - "Bi-- Bih, you know I bought a new one the day after?"
"Aan-- Aaand, I put "Bitches and Hoes" on it again."
Twist - "Huf.. fucking shit."
"Okay you gotta have some sort of mental deficiency"
LR - "FISH AND SEE?? BIH, I FISH WITH MY EYES CLOSED!"
Twist - "You think you're funny huh?"
LR - "I am funny.."
Twist - "NO! YOU'RE DUMB! YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB!"
LR - "OOHH SHIT U RIGHT MAH DAUWGUE, MY SHIT SUPA DUMB!"
"Infact, it's so good, IT'S RETARDED!"
"That's right, that's gon' be my REPPER NAME!"
"LIL RETARDED, ON YO BEAT, ON YO BITCH."
Twist - "Get out of my car."
LR - "What lil bitchass?"
Twist - "Leave, NOW!"
LR - "Wha--, what the fuck Man, What THE FUCK?"
Twist - "I don't want you here, uhp, outta my fuckin--"
LR (leaving the car) - "The fuck, home-bruh."
Twist - "Out."
LR - "Uhf.."
The car door opens.
Twist - "Bye."
LR - "You don't.. you don't even have a license."
Twist closes the door.
LR - "...It's MY car..."
The car drives off.
LR Coughs severely and extremely.
Twist - "Wear your mask, fucker."
LR's severe and extreme coughs continue.
LR - "Lil *cough* bih."
We then hear Twist saying "fuck ooofff" in the distance.
LR - "Hoe."
*cough*
Twist - "In the whip, just thinking of shit, with my homie, he slick, as I smashed his fucking phone again, but then we fucking made up, this some shit you can't fucking make up
society standers got you baited, I rate it over zero, call that shit overrated
My personality I only own the fucking strangest
Give you a fatality, yeah rhymes are what I blow your brains with
Yeah I'd rather be on the underground than turn a hoe to make it
In other words I'd rather be six feet deep on my grave than be praised whеn I'm fake so it's over, hate, bitch"
"Yoo oh shit turn it off turn it off turn it off."
LR - "Ayee shit, yo not bad, not bad at all."
Twist - "Heey yo, what do you mеan not bad, fuck you, it was great and you know."
LR - "Aight, lemme show you how it's done, lil bitchass."
Twist - "uhf ok-- aight, drop a 16 then."
LR - "Bih, I don't drop 16s, AH FUCK 'EM!"
Twist - "Okay fucking Raper."
LR - "Bih, it's Rapper, the fuck?"
"Watch me go in on this.. uh.. beat, yeah."
Twist - "If you say so.."
Twist turns on the beat.
LR - "Lil bitch. Yeah"
"I fuck babies with knifes, UHH!"
"Yeah, bitch, I'm dark like the night, mo'fucka!"
"This was paper, now it's fire, fire! It's fire, UOOOHHHH--!!!!"
Twist turns off the beat.
LR - "Wait wha--, what mo'fucka? That shit was fire, what the fuck? "
Twist - "Sorry, had to stop it."
LR - "WHY'DJA DEW IT?? AAAAASSHOLE!"
"Afraid I'll burn the car?"
Twist - "Afraid I'll burn your phone again?"
LR - "Bi-- Bih, you know I bought a new one the day after?"
"Aan-- Aaand, I put "Bitches and Hoes" on it again."
Twist - "Huf.. fucking shit."
"Okay you gotta have some sort of mental deficiency"
LR - "FISH AND SEE?? BIH, I FISH WITH MY EYES CLOSED!"
Twist - "You think you're funny huh?"
LR - "I am funny.."
Twist - "NO! YOU'RE DUMB! YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB!"
LR - "OOHH SHIT U RIGHT MAH DAUWGUE, MY SHIT SUPA DUMB!"
"Infact, it's so good, IT'S RETARDED!"
"That's right, that's gon' be my REPPER NAME!"
"LIL RETARDED, ON YO BEAT, ON YO BITCH."
Twist - "Get out of my car."
LR - "What lil bitchass?"
Twist - "Leave, NOW!"
LR - "Wha--, what the fuck Man, What THE FUCK?"
Twist - "I don't want you here, uhp, outta my fuckin--"
LR (leaving the car) - "The fuck, home-bruh."
Twist - "Out."
LR - "Uhf.."
The car door opens.
Twist - "Bye."
LR - "You don't.. you don't even have a license."
Twist closes the door.
LR - "...It's MY car..."
The car drives off.
LR Coughs severely and extremely.
Twist - "Wear your mask, fucker."
LR's severe and extreme coughs continue.
LR - "Lil *cough* bih."
We then hear Twist saying "fuck ooofff" in the distance.
LR - "Hoe."
*cough*