Toosie Slide Parody by Tutweezy Lyrics

[Pre-Chorus]
Latex gloves, no sneezing
Ruffles, kickin' back, just quarantining
I'm a mixtape, when they gon release me?
They say April, but I really don't believe it
Might be June, man, I can't take it

[Chorus]
I been bored as fuck, stayin' in the house
I wake up, lay back down
Basically I'm sayin' either way we stuck inside, aye
Tryna pass the time, aye

[Post-Chorus]
I'm so sick of dancing, oh
Can't get jiggy, Michael Blackson (Blackson)
Do TikToks and take a nap, son (Nap son)
I get bored and eat a snack, then some lunch (Snack, uh)
Man, I'm so sick of dancing, oh
Can't get jiggy, Michael Blackson (Blackson)
Do TikToks and take a nap, son (Nap son)
Man you know we in here everyday with it
I been chillin', I been really really
[Chorus]
Bored as fuck, stayin' in the house
I wake up, lay back down
Basically I'm sayin' either way we stuck inside, aye
Tryna pass the time, aye (I'm sad)

[Verse]
Two thousand hours, I been sleep a lot, ayy, yeah
Two pack of noodles, all a nigga got, woah, yeah
Man, I miss the bros and I miss the thots, maybe not
I just eat and fall asleep, I can't stop, woah, yeah
Won't stop, woah, yeah, never stop
Not too many rolls of tissue left, I gotta hit the block
Mask and sanitizer right beside me, believe me or not
Man I miss the motherfuckin' squad, but we on quarantine
It's the weeknd, can't hit the club, go crazy
Man 2020 you can keep it, I'm straight, see
Catch a nigga 2021, what I'm sayin'?

[Pre-Chorus]
Latex gloves, no sneezing
Ruffles, kickin' back, just quarantining
I'm a mixtape, when they gon release me?
They say April, but I really don't believe it
Might be June, man, I can't take it
[Chorus]
I been bored as fuck, stayin' in the house
I wake up, lay back down
Basically I'm sayin' either way we stuck inside, aye
Tryna pass the time, aye (I'm sad)

[Instrumental]