March of the Bull-Dyke by Turdflesh Lyrics

Stomping down your door
300 lbs of bouvine rage
Denim flannel valkyrie
("lookout!") you've rattled her cage

Her mullet has spikes
She works on motor bikes
She takes rescued pitbulls on hikes
She's the sheriff of the dikes

She'll gobble up your carpet
For less than minimum wage
She's the heavy-weight butch
(*watchout!") on a bull-dike rampage

Her mullet has spikes
She works on motor bikes
She takes rescued pitbulls on hikes
She's the sheriff of the dykes