Kidnapped and Cockslapped by Turdflesh Lyrics

You're a fucking prick
I follow you home from work
Smash your head with a stick
I knock you out on the dirt

Kidnapped, cockslapped

You wake up inside my shed
I unzip my stinking pants
Soon you will be cold and dead
No last words, no second chance

I raise my love sword in the air
This is not your knighting ceremony
You will never be a sir
This is a beheading, the most unholy

Kidnapped, cockslapped

Slap your face
With my cock
Your neck breaks
Head rolls off
It's gushing blood
On the floor
My one-eyed snake
Thirsts for more
Kidnapped, cockslapped
Kidnapped, cockslapped