Country Music by Turdflesh Lyrics

Yeeeehawwww
Well, I'll be a butt-fuckin mud-puppy
Hot diggity damn
Gideeeup now

Well I fuck my sister all damn day
If you ain't from texas then-uh-you-are-gay
Naw we don't like niggers- oh hell no
Hell, I'm crawlin with chiggers from-mah-head-to-mah-toe

I can't afford my kids- so I'll have ten more
Oh, baby jesus- why are we so poor?

Ohhhh Lord
Hot gravy in the mornin'

I talk real dumb
I drink Bud Light
I drive a truck
I wear big boots
'cause I'm insecure
And I need to reassure myself-
That I am straight
Don't ya dare say I ain't
Like catfish in a barrel
Chew on a dawg
Hollar on squirrel

Wooohooo
I can't afford my kids- so I'll have ten more
Oh, baby jesus- why are we so poor?

Look at me and my camo hat and my john deer tractor and my genuine confederate flag bumper sticker
I'm so country
I'll show you how to husk, shuck, truck, and fuck your very own corn beaver