A Whole New Breed of White Trash by Turdflesh Lyrics
Knot on top of her head
Frumpy heifer wife
In her angry bird pajamas
She's waddling through life
Trash
White trash
Using all his family's cash
He's a braindead good ol boy
He's gonna buy some new mudflaps
For his 8-cylinder toy
Trash
White trash
They're perfect for each other
They're only first cousins
Their future's as good as fucked
So they begin their putrtid intercourse
Trash
White trash
Spawned in the walmart bathroom
By country-fried fat chicks
And camo-clad dick pricks
Born is the new wave:
Of truck-driving Hoosiers
And overpopulated losers
Trash
White trash
Git 'r done
Misinforming their offspring
Repeating the cycle
Inbred distilled ignorance
A whole new breed of white trash
Solidified and crystalized
Into a discernable race
Cabbage patch doll faces
Dirty blonde with pitbull eyes
Bedazzled jeans and tap out hats
Neck tatoos and tramp stamps
Affliction shirts with iron crosses
Big hoop earings and leopard pants
Evangelical lummuxes
Who dont believe in birth control
But believe in angels
And making poor life choices
Like spending on the lottery
And financing a TV
So they can watch more fox news
And brainwash themselves more
Hating what they fear
Fearing what they don't understand
Hompphobic rednecks
Brimming with insecurity
Finding materialistic ways
To reassure themselves that theyre masculine
"Like truck stickers!"
"Monster-energy, fox-racin', back the blue Punisher skull, browning buck..."
You lost the civil war
But we allowed you to breed
We need a holocaust
But you'll just keep multiplying
Get back in your trailer
Before your meth lab goes *kaboom*
The south will never rise again
Theyre all too fat and lazy
Your duck dynasty is coming to an end
Or is it?
Frumpy heifer wife
In her angry bird pajamas
She's waddling through life
Trash
White trash
Using all his family's cash
He's a braindead good ol boy
He's gonna buy some new mudflaps
For his 8-cylinder toy
Trash
White trash
They're perfect for each other
They're only first cousins
Their future's as good as fucked
So they begin their putrtid intercourse
Trash
White trash
Spawned in the walmart bathroom
By country-fried fat chicks
And camo-clad dick pricks
Born is the new wave:
Of truck-driving Hoosiers
And overpopulated losers
Trash
White trash
Git 'r done
Misinforming their offspring
Repeating the cycle
Inbred distilled ignorance
A whole new breed of white trash
Solidified and crystalized
Into a discernable race
Cabbage patch doll faces
Dirty blonde with pitbull eyes
Bedazzled jeans and tap out hats
Neck tatoos and tramp stamps
Affliction shirts with iron crosses
Big hoop earings and leopard pants
Evangelical lummuxes
Who dont believe in birth control
But believe in angels
And making poor life choices
Like spending on the lottery
And financing a TV
So they can watch more fox news
And brainwash themselves more
Hating what they fear
Fearing what they don't understand
Hompphobic rednecks
Brimming with insecurity
Finding materialistic ways
To reassure themselves that theyre masculine
"Like truck stickers!"
"Monster-energy, fox-racin', back the blue Punisher skull, browning buck..."
You lost the civil war
But we allowed you to breed
We need a holocaust
But you'll just keep multiplying
Get back in your trailer
Before your meth lab goes *kaboom*
The south will never rise again
Theyre all too fat and lazy
Your duck dynasty is coming to an end
Or is it?