GT by Tuker Lucy Lyrics
[Verse 1] (Tuker Lucy)
You are watching the Gopher and Tuk show
This is the intro and laters the outro
We need a sponsor, please sponsor us mentos
Variety hour needs power and we're broke
Tuker needs him a new Wiimote
Jumping for joy like a emote
Sub to our channel, no remote
Gopher just fell off of the edge
Here we go
[Chorus] (Tuker Lucy)
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
[Verse 2] (Tuker Lucy)
Gopher, plz go for the gold
I’ll be here eating Cheetos
Screaming like we’ve seen a ghost
Darkness engulfing our souls
Wait
I ain't have anything to go here
I didn’t plan this
So
Imma let the hook come back in, yeah
[Chorus] (Tuker Lucy)
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
[Chorus]
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
[Verse 3] (Tuker Lucy)
Ard Justin
I found us a walkthrough
Sorry the cutscene I talked through
I’m high, lighter flick
We’ve been caught, dude
Stealth is the style with this boss, fool
Mario jumping
I'm lost in a thought
And we can’t recall our own bits
Well isn’t this something
Our skills we be stunting
Imma go get a snack real quick
I’ll be right back
Hold up for me
[Chorus] (Tuker Lucy)
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
[Verse 4] (Tuker Lucy)
Streaming through elements
PK, no fire
Pushing our merch
Coupons they expire
We’re gamers for hire
We honor our patron
We secretly conspire, to take every nation
The English they love us
Your momma, she love us
She say our sexbang, we live under covers
She feeding our egos, fruit snacks, and Cheetos
Tell me who gon stop, these two banditos, aye
[Chorus] (Tuker Lucy)
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
[Outro: Tuk & Gopher]
"And that was my story."
"It's not-it's, not your best, the Kirby one was better."
"I-Well I mean you didn't really give me much to work with, Justin!"
"Fucking, what do you want from me? You're the improv!"
"Love you, buddy."
"Love you too, pal."
"Yeah, yeah."
"So I got this rash on my-"
Can we get back to the game now?
"Oh, oh, yeah sure, press a button."
"Okay."
"Go ahead, go for it. Larry Bigman."
"Larry Bigman?"
"Yeah, he owns stuff."
"Yeah."
"Corporation?"
"Yeah, he runs the whole corporation."
"He owns it."
You are watching the Gopher and Tuk show
This is the intro and laters the outro
We need a sponsor, please sponsor us mentos
Variety hour needs power and we're broke
Tuker needs him a new Wiimote
Jumping for joy like a emote
Sub to our channel, no remote
Gopher just fell off of the edge
Here we go
[Chorus] (Tuker Lucy)
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
[Verse 2] (Tuker Lucy)
Gopher, plz go for the gold
I’ll be here eating Cheetos
Screaming like we’ve seen a ghost
Darkness engulfing our souls
Wait
I ain't have anything to go here
I didn’t plan this
So
Imma let the hook come back in, yeah
[Chorus] (Tuker Lucy)
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
[Chorus]
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
[Verse 3] (Tuker Lucy)
Ard Justin
I found us a walkthrough
Sorry the cutscene I talked through
I’m high, lighter flick
We’ve been caught, dude
Stealth is the style with this boss, fool
Mario jumping
I'm lost in a thought
And we can’t recall our own bits
Well isn’t this something
Our skills we be stunting
Imma go get a snack real quick
I’ll be right back
Hold up for me
[Chorus] (Tuker Lucy)
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
[Verse 4] (Tuker Lucy)
Streaming through elements
PK, no fire
Pushing our merch
Coupons they expire
We’re gamers for hire
We honor our patron
We secretly conspire, to take every nation
The English they love us
Your momma, she love us
She say our sexbang, we live under covers
She feeding our egos, fruit snacks, and Cheetos
Tell me who gon stop, these two banditos, aye
[Chorus] (Tuker Lucy)
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
We don’t understand what we’re doing at all
So, Tuker’s gonna google just to find the way
Fuck you Polygon, we’re not reading ya blog
Don’t care what you saying in all
What was I doing again
[Outro: Tuk & Gopher]
"And that was my story."
"It's not-it's, not your best, the Kirby one was better."
"I-Well I mean you didn't really give me much to work with, Justin!"
"Fucking, what do you want from me? You're the improv!"
"Love you, buddy."
"Love you too, pal."
"Yeah, yeah."
"So I got this rash on my-"
Can we get back to the game now?
"Oh, oh, yeah sure, press a button."
"Okay."
"Go ahead, go for it. Larry Bigman."
"Larry Bigman?"
"Yeah, he owns stuff."
"Yeah."
"Corporation?"
"Yeah, he runs the whole corporation."
"He owns it."