Tech Tips by Tufty Lyrics
[Verse 1: Tufty and ITX Demi]
Feeling angry, I'm Garfield at the start of the week
I’m getting harder to see
Acting so fishy like you’re part of sushi
Do not act like you’re harder than me
You tryna throw hands I'll throw a damn chair
Put me up on liveleak, pull out yo hair
Beat you in games I'm using corsair
Don't test me, I'm out your nightmares
I got the Tech Tips, shots, direct hits
Make you think twice, Turn you into a skeptic
We all float, like we some dead fish
Playing with this beat like a pyrotechnic
I will harvest you for tech tips
That is just natural selection
Linus go crazy go hectic
I'm ‘boutta get go arrested
I’m Anti-American, Where is your narrative
There’s no comparison, Don’t call me arrogant
I got the sword and I’m parrying errors and
I gotta micromanage, because Karen is
Watching over me, She oversees
Counting this up like a rosary
Bullet in the barrel, spin it, rotary
Pearly gates, I see them opening
[Verse 2: Quare]
So what
Thinking like you know some
Thinking like you need me, but you’ll leave me when I show up
Show some respect
You don’t know what you mess with, yeah
I got perfect pitch so just catch this
Leaving your morals behind
Giving into the blindside
Now in your high life
Act like you’re too good to talk to me
I’ll let you watch and see
Me achieving all my wildest dreams
Staring down at you like Linus
I’m infected, and it’s sinus
You will die for an A minus
Joint collab like it’s arthritis
You are off the lean like bias
I am fly like rocket science
Hard parts, you can call me a stylist
I will infect you with a virus
[Verse 3: evprod]
Nikes on my feet like I'm vibing to Blonde
Make you bitches duck like I'm Jonathan Schlatt
I got too much drip Noah built a second ark
At the speed of light, y'all slow dancing in the dark
All about the cheese like I'm making risotto
Speed rap and I haven't reached the full throttle
Ridin' in a motherfucking Lambo Avendator with the SA on the bumper sticker, know it's SafeAuto, ay
American Dad I'm Stan Smith
Will Smith I'm Fresh Prince
Stranger Things like Netflix
Aww man, Jordan Maron
Pull up in a McLaren
Flow like McLennon
Second coming of BROCKHAMPTON
Taxi my flannel
[Verse 4: Packtion]
Life is like MarioKart (What)
And I am Gay Bowser
Know a few words (please I'm sorry)
Never learned to speak louder
Maybe I could blow up (like)
Like (like) DaBaby Boomer
Think that I'm funny (laugh track playing)
But I'm Amy Schumer (goddamn)
Damn since you left, you ain't gonna be alright
I don't really want to fight, 'cause I'm bad at it
Thought they were friends. Sike! so I'm back at it
Mr. Bean's Holiday bro you are Blackadder
Black men are gonna get back in the white house
Talking fast with a dry mouth and a sore throat
You're in time out, no phone, talk to friends using morse code
Browsing chrome incognito mode with the door closed
Feeling angry, I'm Garfield at the start of the week
I’m getting harder to see
Acting so fishy like you’re part of sushi
Do not act like you’re harder than me
You tryna throw hands I'll throw a damn chair
Put me up on liveleak, pull out yo hair
Beat you in games I'm using corsair
Don't test me, I'm out your nightmares
I got the Tech Tips, shots, direct hits
Make you think twice, Turn you into a skeptic
We all float, like we some dead fish
Playing with this beat like a pyrotechnic
I will harvest you for tech tips
That is just natural selection
Linus go crazy go hectic
I'm ‘boutta get go arrested
I’m Anti-American, Where is your narrative
There’s no comparison, Don’t call me arrogant
I got the sword and I’m parrying errors and
I gotta micromanage, because Karen is
Watching over me, She oversees
Counting this up like a rosary
Bullet in the barrel, spin it, rotary
Pearly gates, I see them opening
[Verse 2: Quare]
So what
Thinking like you know some
Thinking like you need me, but you’ll leave me when I show up
Show some respect
You don’t know what you mess with, yeah
I got perfect pitch so just catch this
Leaving your morals behind
Giving into the blindside
Now in your high life
Act like you’re too good to talk to me
I’ll let you watch and see
Me achieving all my wildest dreams
Staring down at you like Linus
I’m infected, and it’s sinus
You will die for an A minus
Joint collab like it’s arthritis
You are off the lean like bias
I am fly like rocket science
Hard parts, you can call me a stylist
I will infect you with a virus
[Verse 3: evprod]
Nikes on my feet like I'm vibing to Blonde
Make you bitches duck like I'm Jonathan Schlatt
I got too much drip Noah built a second ark
At the speed of light, y'all slow dancing in the dark
All about the cheese like I'm making risotto
Speed rap and I haven't reached the full throttle
Ridin' in a motherfucking Lambo Avendator with the SA on the bumper sticker, know it's SafeAuto, ay
American Dad I'm Stan Smith
Will Smith I'm Fresh Prince
Stranger Things like Netflix
Aww man, Jordan Maron
Pull up in a McLaren
Flow like McLennon
Second coming of BROCKHAMPTON
Taxi my flannel
[Verse 4: Packtion]
Life is like MarioKart (What)
And I am Gay Bowser
Know a few words (please I'm sorry)
Never learned to speak louder
Maybe I could blow up (like)
Like (like) DaBaby Boomer
Think that I'm funny (laugh track playing)
But I'm Amy Schumer (goddamn)
Damn since you left, you ain't gonna be alright
I don't really want to fight, 'cause I'm bad at it
Thought they were friends. Sike! so I'm back at it
Mr. Bean's Holiday bro you are Blackadder
Black men are gonna get back in the white house
Talking fast with a dry mouth and a sore throat
You're in time out, no phone, talk to friends using morse code
Browsing chrome incognito mode with the door closed