I Like by Troy Williams Lyrics
I like eating quinoa
In the morning
In the kitchen
I got no mitt to pitch in
That’s awful
Time to get some fried chicken
It’s so hot I need to get a mitten
Cause I can’t do addition
I’m so dumb
I had vodka last night
Got so tired
Knocked out my supplier
I ran a mile in my pyjamas
I get paid 100 dollars an hour
I pay myself
I buy my music
I want more money
Wow I’m so fast I’m the goat
Got so many bank notes
Call me rich
Could a afford a police boat
Faster than a racing boat
Now I’m old enough to vote
I don’t care about politics
I just care about chipotle burritos
I’ll be a villain
Stronger than magneto
All night incognito
Pesky as a mosquito
Don’t have to go to school
I don’t wanna go to school
I just wanna play some pool
In your swimming pool
I use that garden tool
Gardeners have no rules
I wanna be the greatest gardener
I’m not a fool
I like molecules
I like lots of things, but not school
I’d rather be in Istanbul
That’s in Europe
I’ve never been to Europe
I have lived in Canada
Cause I’m the greatest rapper
I am Troy Williams
Not the basketball player
But I’m the big baller
I’m from Canada
I am Troy Williams
Not in Laurier
But in Waterloo
Middle of nowhere
That’s so dope
I like quinoa
I like iPhones
Android lags
Curry tastes great
Curry shoots great
0 finals mvps
I got the same
I wanna eat a big fat whopper
This song is a big chart topper
Put some squash on that beef
And take out the mayo/ I don’t like mayo
Just craving tea from coco
Yesterday, woke up, hungry
Checked in the freezer, no eggo
Oh well, time to eat some play dough
Wait it’s also time to wash some clothes
One tide pod for the load, another for my throat, wow it tastes so great
Next morning, locked up in the hospital
Craving someting so sweet like a skittle
Got pranked that’s a peanut butter m&m
All of my friends like to eat peanut butter
That’s what I like to add on the baconator
Wendy’s a redhead, why do I have blackheads
I think it’s cause my body’s overweight
Time to diet and eat a piece of cake
Tummy’s so big I’m starting to mutate
Into a Goat
In the morning
In the kitchen
I got no mitt to pitch in
That’s awful
Time to get some fried chicken
It’s so hot I need to get a mitten
Cause I can’t do addition
I’m so dumb
I had vodka last night
Got so tired
Knocked out my supplier
I ran a mile in my pyjamas
I get paid 100 dollars an hour
I pay myself
I buy my music
I want more money
Wow I’m so fast I’m the goat
Got so many bank notes
Call me rich
Could a afford a police boat
Faster than a racing boat
Now I’m old enough to vote
I don’t care about politics
I just care about chipotle burritos
I’ll be a villain
Stronger than magneto
All night incognito
Pesky as a mosquito
Don’t have to go to school
I don’t wanna go to school
I just wanna play some pool
In your swimming pool
I use that garden tool
Gardeners have no rules
I wanna be the greatest gardener
I’m not a fool
I like molecules
I like lots of things, but not school
I’d rather be in Istanbul
That’s in Europe
I’ve never been to Europe
I have lived in Canada
Cause I’m the greatest rapper
I am Troy Williams
Not the basketball player
But I’m the big baller
I’m from Canada
I am Troy Williams
Not in Laurier
But in Waterloo
Middle of nowhere
That’s so dope
I like quinoa
I like iPhones
Android lags
Curry tastes great
Curry shoots great
0 finals mvps
I got the same
I wanna eat a big fat whopper
This song is a big chart topper
Put some squash on that beef
And take out the mayo/ I don’t like mayo
Just craving tea from coco
Yesterday, woke up, hungry
Checked in the freezer, no eggo
Oh well, time to eat some play dough
Wait it’s also time to wash some clothes
One tide pod for the load, another for my throat, wow it tastes so great
Next morning, locked up in the hospital
Craving someting so sweet like a skittle
Got pranked that’s a peanut butter m&m
All of my friends like to eat peanut butter
That’s what I like to add on the baconator
Wendy’s a redhead, why do I have blackheads
I think it’s cause my body’s overweight
Time to diet and eat a piece of cake
Tummy’s so big I’m starting to mutate
Into a Goat