Ugly Men With Beautiful Women by Tripod Lyrics
Ugly men with beautiful women
You see it all the time in the world today
Why is it ugly men are so attractive?
Women must look deep inside
They know we're all ugly inside
'Cause we're all guts and stuff
And bile ducts
And pancreatic juice
Yeah!
Oooo...
Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup...
Oo-oo-oooo...
You're going to do yourself an injury
I know
You're going to hurt yourself
Ugly men with beautiful women
Women can see right past the ugly men's looks
Isn't it good to know women are morally superior?
Wouldn't it be good if men were morally superior as well?
Men and women are different
In many varied ways
Women wear dresses
Men wear dresses
We all wear dresses
And that's where babies come from
Oooo...
Bup-ba-dup...
No, stop, stop, stop! Sorry to be "Mr Stoppity-the-Songs", copy?
Why did you stoppity the song?
I just stoppitied the song because that's not where babies come from
(Sarcastically) Oooh, look at me. I'm the one in the stripes. I know where babies come from
I do!
Oooh, I do!
You know, everyone knows where babies come from. Umm... when Mummy and Daddy love each other very much...
It's a miracle!
It's... a little miracle if they do love each other very much
We don't do that kind of comedy
When Mummy and Daddy love each other... when they love each other very much, you know, you know... umm... Daddy organises a special harness and fits it to the ceiling, Mummy wears a pig mask, Daddy wears scuba gear, they put their favourite H.R. Puffenstuff record on and it's on for young and old!
Or young and/or old, depending on the local laws
THAT'S where babies come from! Uhhhh!
Ugly men with beautiful women
Beautiful men with ugly women
Yeah
Beautiful men with beautiful women
Beautiful women with beautiful girls
YEAH!
Gorgeous girls with beautiful ladies!
Hot young chicks who can't get enough!
I don't approve of Internet porn
It's so wrong, it's reprehensible
And it wastes your whole day...
It wastes your whole day...
You see it all the time in the world today
Why is it ugly men are so attractive?
Women must look deep inside
They know we're all ugly inside
'Cause we're all guts and stuff
And bile ducts
And pancreatic juice
Yeah!
Oooo...
Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup...
Oo-oo-oooo...
You're going to do yourself an injury
I know
You're going to hurt yourself
Ugly men with beautiful women
Women can see right past the ugly men's looks
Isn't it good to know women are morally superior?
Wouldn't it be good if men were morally superior as well?
Men and women are different
In many varied ways
Women wear dresses
Men wear dresses
We all wear dresses
And that's where babies come from
Oooo...
Bup-ba-dup...
No, stop, stop, stop! Sorry to be "Mr Stoppity-the-Songs", copy?
Why did you stoppity the song?
I just stoppitied the song because that's not where babies come from
(Sarcastically) Oooh, look at me. I'm the one in the stripes. I know where babies come from
I do!
Oooh, I do!
You know, everyone knows where babies come from. Umm... when Mummy and Daddy love each other very much...
It's a miracle!
It's... a little miracle if they do love each other very much
We don't do that kind of comedy
When Mummy and Daddy love each other... when they love each other very much, you know, you know... umm... Daddy organises a special harness and fits it to the ceiling, Mummy wears a pig mask, Daddy wears scuba gear, they put their favourite H.R. Puffenstuff record on and it's on for young and old!
Or young and/or old, depending on the local laws
THAT'S where babies come from! Uhhhh!
Ugly men with beautiful women
Beautiful men with ugly women
Yeah
Beautiful men with beautiful women
Beautiful women with beautiful girls
YEAH!
Gorgeous girls with beautiful ladies!
Hot young chicks who can't get enough!
I don't approve of Internet porn
It's so wrong, it's reprehensible
And it wastes your whole day...
It wastes your whole day...