Stuntman by Tripod Lyrics

Being on television
Is a dream come true

== Fegh Maha Version ==
I love to be the centre of attention
Wouldn't you?
== Middleborough Rd Version ==
I get to play dress-ups all day long
Doo-doo-doo-ooo-ooo

I got to be a superhero
I got to be a singer in a band
But it's not quite perfect
Living in TV land

'Cause my stuntman...
(Stuntman...)
(Stuntman...)
...is a woman

Out of the entire
Stunt community
A woman was
The one who had the closest
Body shape to me
When all the action starts
I just sit and stew
'Cause they get a girl to do the things
That I'm too wussy to do

'Cause my stuntman...
(Stuntman...)
(Stuntman...)
...is a woman

== Fegh Maha Version ==
Did I mention that my stuntman...
== Middleborough Rd Version ==
Yeah, my stuntman...

(Stuntman...)
(Stuntman...)
...is a woman

The stunts they get her to do
Aren't even that stunt-y
If he needs a stuntman to stand on a box
It's a bit affront-y

There was this one scene
Where I get hit by a truck
But they didn't even use her
They used a dummy...

...of a woman

This situation
Was not part of my plans
She soaks up all the glory
While I'm sitting alone in the van

'Cause it takes a woman...
(Woman...)
(Woman...)

To make me look like a...

...man!