On Behalf of All the Geeks by Tripod Lyrics

On behalf of all the geeks
I'd just like to say
I've been telling you all along
That Lord of the Rings was cool

(He told you so many times...)
I told you...
(He told you so many ways...)
I told you...

I wore a cloak to school every day
But who's laughing now? Ha ha...

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Now you'll all do as I did
You'll name your first child "Bilbo"

== Middleborough Rd Version ==
Now you'll all do as I did
You'll do a short course in fletchery
That's arrow manufacture, you amateurs!
But don't try to catch up now
It's too late to make amends
You were far too busy with girls and cars and sport...

...and friends...