Hot Girl in the Comic Shop by Tripod Lyrics

There was a hot girl in the comic shop
And I didn't know what to do
There was a hot girl in the comic shop
She was looking for a Doctor Who
There was an actual girl in the comic shop
What a momentous day
I had to check to make sure that she wasn't just
A human sized cardboard display

My competition was a kid with pimples and a guy in a wheelchair
And so I knew I had to act fast

There was a hot girl in the comic shop
Where I've never seen a girl before
A kind of Indie looking girl in the comic shop
And she knew her way around the store

Oh my Lord she's moving towards the role playing games
Oh my God she's picking out dice

So many questions in my mind
What would be a good pick up line
Why had a hot girl just come in
If the Hulk fought Spiderman, who would win?
I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs
And his manual dexterity
But then again the Hulk's endurance is limitless
And he' stronger then spidey would be..

He's got the healing factor
And the proportional strength
But there's the schizophrenia
But there's the photography skills

It's so hard to know!

Hot girl!

Hot girl!

There was a hot girl in the comic shop
About ten minutes ago
There was a hot girl in the comic shop
Did anyone see her go?

Had she come to the comic shop
Looking for love?
I guess I'll never know