Intro by Triple-Q Lyrics

The Birthday Girl, known accomplice of crime lord Triple-Q
The Birthday Girl has committed many crimes against the internet, including but not limited to:
Evasions of YouTube terminations, defiling the hard work of musicians all around the world, libel and slander against the BitChute Defense Force, and worst of all, riling up the Sonic fans on Twitter
The Birthday Girl wields a smartphone that can cancel anyone, at any time, so consider armed and dangerous
She must be arrested, at all costs!