Ready to Fight by Trikhorn Lyrics

Arrrr, I completely out'o me senses
Where's me rum ? Seadog
What the lassie ?
Scal… scallywaaaaag
Blow the man down
Cliiive him to the briskit
Hu hu, come on ! Come on ! Come ! Yeah eh eh
Arrrr, scurvy dog

I woke up wit' a big hangover
All th' flies were sailin' around me mouth
In me arms were me friends sandoo
I don't know what could have happened
I got up, dizzy, tryin' to swim
Me buckos snorted wit' a dribble

I went on deck, dazzled by th' sun
When I heard a big noise
Thinkin' that me sailors
Were drinkin' tons 'o beer
Thinkin' that me sailors were drinkin' tons 'o beer
I was wrong, I heard a musket shot
Th' enemies were attackin' us
Please guys wake up! We are awake!
Okay stand up! We are standing!
Take ye bottle! We are still drunk!
Take ye weapon! We gunna sword fight!!!

So
So come wit' us, little bottle of rum
You’ll guide us even if thar is a storm
Ye make us happy n' now we’re feelin' strong
N' yo – oh oh
We’re ready for war

I woke up I was a bit hurt
I disinfected all with alcohol
We’ve won the battle on the ship
I know we will celebrate it
We had a little prisoner
A sexy girl with blond hair

I went and saw what she looked like
Oh shit!!! She’s the captain’s daughter!
What could we do with her?
Make her drink and give her to the sharks
What could we do with her?
Make her drink and give her to the sharks
Her father would come back and fetch her
The battle would have to start again

So
So come wit' us, little bottle of rum
You’ll guide us even if thar is a storm
Ye make us happy n' now we’re feelin' strong
N' yo – oh oh
We’re ready for war