Knocker Boys by Tricks Upon Travellers Lyrics
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men, oi!
Will fill the transit full of beer
'cos you can’t buy it over here
The price is right as you can see
We don't pay no VAT
Oh, VAT and duty sucks
Selling cheap to all you schmucks
I don't care what deal you do
I’ll make a living out of you
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys that work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knockеr boys that work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsalе men, oi!
As you bemoan society's fate
You're down the pub with all your mates
Or over dinner party plates
You say it's all gone wrong
But if I meet you in a bar
Say "videos are in my car
[?], they're four hundred new"
I know which way you'll jump
[?]
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men, oi!
Before you criticise my role
Remember all the things you stole
The paperclips, the pens, the pins
These things were never yours
I may not be your ideal man
But times have made me what I am
But there's not one amongst you now
Fit to cast a stone
Give a dog a bone!
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the bootsale
Men
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men, oi!
Will fill the transit full of beer
'cos you can’t buy it over here
The price is right as you can see
We don't pay no VAT
Oh, VAT and duty sucks
Selling cheap to all you schmucks
I don't care what deal you do
I’ll make a living out of you
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys that work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knockеr boys that work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsalе men, oi!
As you bemoan society's fate
You're down the pub with all your mates
Or over dinner party plates
You say it's all gone wrong
But if I meet you in a bar
Say "videos are in my car
[?], they're four hundred new"
I know which way you'll jump
[?]
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men, oi!
Before you criticise my role
Remember all the things you stole
The paperclips, the pens, the pins
These things were never yours
I may not be your ideal man
But times have made me what I am
But there's not one amongst you now
Fit to cast a stone
Give a dog a bone!
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the street
"You want fifty, give you ten"
Hurrah for the knocker boys who work on the cheap
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the bootsale men
Hurrah for the bootsale
Men