Problem: Earth Fugitive Solution: Asteroid Dweller by Triceratopolis Lyrics

I want to live on an asteroid
There's people on the earth I need to avoid

I'm a wanted man
I don't want to run
I have an awesome plan
And it's gonna be fun

I'm gonna build an awesome place
The people after me won't look in space

I'm a wanted man
I don't want to run
I have an awesome plan
And it's gonna be fun

I'm gonna throw a cool housewarming party
Everybody in the galaxy will be invited
Ofcourse I'll wear a disguise
Ofcourse I'll change my name
If we see those lousy hitmen
We will punch them in the face
Punch them in the face

And it's gonna be fun