I Will Never Be A Cool Skater by Triceratopolis Lyrics

I've been skateboarding on and off for years
Pro skater used to be one of my dream careers
I got the basics down, like how to push and turn
But all the tricks became impossible to learn

I will never be a skater
I will never be a cool skater

I studied every single tricktip
But I still can't seem to land a kickflip
Maybe this isn't meant for me
Maybe this board is not for me

And then I broke my arm, going down a ramp
I fell real hard
I heard a loud snap and it hurt real bad
Everyone was looking at me as I screamed
The BMX bikers left, the inline skaters left
'Cause nobody saw me fall of the ramp
My dad came to pick me up in his car
I went to the E.R. and got a cast on my arm
I will never be a skater
I will never be a cool skater

I studied every single tricktip
But I still can't seem to land a kickflip
Maybe this isn't meant for me
Maybe this board is not for me

I will never be a skater
I will never be a cool skater
I will never be a skater
I will never be a cool skater