Wrong Bathroom by Tribe 8 Lyrics

Punk rock band touring the USA
Stopping along the American highway
Roll into the truck stop 'cause I gotta take a leak
Everybody's staring like I'm some kind of freak
Fuck all this attention
I think I'll try to sneak
Into the ladies room
Without getting caught

Excuse me, sir?
Over by the stall?
Um, wrong bathroom
Men's is down the hall

So I pull up my shirt
To prove I'm the right gender
But the looks they're giving me
Are anything but tender
What's your problem?
I ain't got a member
Fine, I'll go into the boys room
But it really fucking stinks
What's with your aim boy
You trying to hit the tank?
Your tomcat spray
By men is so rank
So for you I left a present:
Put a tampon on the sink
Yeah my hair's pink, I'm the missing link, you don't have a missing link bathroom!

Uh, are you a girl?
Your titties are kinda small..
I'm still confused..
The men's is down the hall!

Is that a he or a she
Is that a him or a her
Oh excuse me ma'am -uh, sir?
Am I supposed to feel ashamed
'Cause you're confused
'Cause I don't fit in your box you loser
I'm gonna have a bladder burst
While you ponder gender!

Excuse me sir!
Over by the stall!
Wrong fucking bathroom!
The men's is down the hall!

Poor, tired, pathetic but cute
Trying to limit me with your dichotomy
Simple minds built two kinds
And I'm number three
You and rush don't know shit about me
So where do we meet
Or give me my free
Condoms in every bathroom