Neckbeard by Trey Topper Lyrics
My upper lip, never shaven
The hairs on my neck, a tribute to GabeN
Thought of fire, from drinking scotch
I tip my fedora to my saviour Notch!
This is not a game
This is my life
When you’re hacked, I am to blame
I cut through code like a knife
In multiplayer, you follow my lead
Digital bullets, piercing skin
Hole in their head, making them bleed
Victory inevitable, hear me before we win
You die and then respawn
Rage quit the game you're on
Give me a challenge. An opponent to be feared
I will make him bow before the Neckbeard
Death of the noob, end of the weak
You run away from my massacre
For safety you will seek
But if you run, your death will come faster
Do not question my skills
I don't need a mod
Proof is seen in my kills
In this game, I am a god!
“No I don't suck at this game!”
“The game must be broken!”
“you're probably hacking.”
“freaking spawn campers.”
“mom go away!”
“no I don't care!”
“yes I would like a sandwich…”
“Mom, why does this sandwich have tomato on it? You know I don’t like tomato.”
“thank you…”
“stop killing meeeeee!!!”
That game wasn't fair
Your Internet must be better
Your armor must be rare
You're probably just a hacker
I'm better than you in every way
Your kind is a disgrace
How about you learn how to play
I'll take you irl, face to face
You die and then respawn
Rage quit the game you're on
Give me a challenge. An opponent to be feared
I will make him bow before the Neckbeard
The hairs on my neck, a tribute to GabeN
Thought of fire, from drinking scotch
I tip my fedora to my saviour Notch!
This is not a game
This is my life
When you’re hacked, I am to blame
I cut through code like a knife
In multiplayer, you follow my lead
Digital bullets, piercing skin
Hole in their head, making them bleed
Victory inevitable, hear me before we win
You die and then respawn
Rage quit the game you're on
Give me a challenge. An opponent to be feared
I will make him bow before the Neckbeard
Death of the noob, end of the weak
You run away from my massacre
For safety you will seek
But if you run, your death will come faster
Do not question my skills
I don't need a mod
Proof is seen in my kills
In this game, I am a god!
“No I don't suck at this game!”
“The game must be broken!”
“you're probably hacking.”
“freaking spawn campers.”
“mom go away!”
“no I don't care!”
“yes I would like a sandwich…”
“Mom, why does this sandwich have tomato on it? You know I don’t like tomato.”
“thank you…”
“stop killing meeeeee!!!”
That game wasn't fair
Your Internet must be better
Your armor must be rare
You're probably just a hacker
I'm better than you in every way
Your kind is a disgrace
How about you learn how to play
I'll take you irl, face to face
You die and then respawn
Rage quit the game you're on
Give me a challenge. An opponent to be feared
I will make him bow before the Neckbeard