Random by Treephort Lyrics

You remind of the sand that I walked on in Taiwan
You were ugly, I was microwavable
And the things you said, the things you said
To get the warm girl to give you bread
She said I don't do that, I don't put out with you
So I played Bingo

All you people can't you see, can't you see
The Backstreet Boys they aren't like me
They can run they can fly, they can tell lots of lies
They get off about thinking about other guys
Then they got on the bus, just last night
And Then they got into a fight, cause their boyfriends wouldn't go help them save the pets
At the rally at the local park

Save our pets!!

Hi my names Lee, and can't you see
And I brush my teeth with regularity
Yeah, once in the morning and once at bedtime
And after each meal so my teeth will shine
You'll do the same, if you rehearse
Just like the masters of the universe
And my mom is somewhere stuck inside a taxicab in Pakistan
U.S.A!