Plastic Manger Scene by Treephort Lyrics

Merry, Merry Christmas
You took my plastic Jesus
You held him for ransom
He's so meek and honest
And so very handsome

(Chorus)
Plastic Manger Scene
Oh, what you mean to me
Mary and Joseph's emaculate conception
And though I bought you at Sears
You've remained faithful all through the years
You made yard look so festive at Christmas time
Please don't hurt him
Don't touch a hair on his head
I've owned him for almost 20 years
He's my very best friend

(Chorus)
And the only thing I had to change
Is maybe a lightbulb or two
Jesus, you're the best friend that a boy could ever have
Even though you're an infant made of plastic