Shine On The Titanic by Traditional Lyrics
The 12th of May was one hell of a day
When the news got around
To all the seaport towns
That the great Titanic was sinking down.
Up stepped a Black man from the deck below (that they called Shine)
Hollerin', "Captain, Captain, don't you know
there's forty feet of water on the boiler room floor".
The captain said, "Go back, you dirty black,
we got a thousand pumps to keep this water back.
Shine went back below and began to think
That, umph, this big bad muthafucka is bound to sink.
Shine said, it's fish in the ocean, crabs in the sea
But it's one time you good cool white people ain't gone bullshit me.
Shine went on the deck, jumped overboard,
waved his ass, begin to swim.
With a thousand millionaires lookin' at him.
The captain's wife stepped on the deck sayin',
"Shine, Shine, please save poor me.
I'll give you all the good pussy you can see.
Shine said, "Your pussy is good, and that is true,
but it's some hoes down on 5th Street that'll make an ass out of you!
There's pussy on land, and pussy on sea.
I got twenty-five hoes in New York just waiting for me!
Captain's daughter stepped on the deck sayin',
"Shine, Shine, please save poor me.
Said, I'll name this little kid after thee."
Shine said, "Bitch, Ya knocked up and gone have a kid,
but your ass got to hit this water
just like ol' Shine did."
Here come the Captain,
"Shine, Shine please save me.
I'll make you richer than any Shine can be."
Shine said, "Captain, to save you would be very fine
but I got to first save this black ass of mine."
Said, money on land and money on sea.
I got a thousand dollars in New York just waitin' on me.
Shine said, "Shark, look out!
Said, I know some of this black ass you'd like to taste,
but from here to New York is gonna be one hell of a race."
When the news got around the world
that the great Titanic had sunk,
Shine was in Harlem on a hundred and twenty-fifth street
damn near drunk.
Shine spent all of his money.
Fucked his twenty-five women.
Dick got sore!
Went to the doctor. Doctor said,
"Shine I'm gonna have to cut your dick off."
Shine said, "Doctor,
said, you better cut it off down to the muthafuckin' bone
cause if you leave any meat,
I'm gonna fuck right on!
If I should die,
have my balls soaked in alcohol,
lay my dick on my chest,
and tell the bitches ol' Shine has gone to rest!"
Shine died and went to Hell.
The Devil said, "all you bitches you better climb the wall
cause ol' Shine's done come down here to fuck us all!"
When the news got around
To all the seaport towns
That the great Titanic was sinking down.
Up stepped a Black man from the deck below (that they called Shine)
Hollerin', "Captain, Captain, don't you know
there's forty feet of water on the boiler room floor".
The captain said, "Go back, you dirty black,
we got a thousand pumps to keep this water back.
Shine went back below and began to think
That, umph, this big bad muthafucka is bound to sink.
Shine said, it's fish in the ocean, crabs in the sea
But it's one time you good cool white people ain't gone bullshit me.
Shine went on the deck, jumped overboard,
waved his ass, begin to swim.
With a thousand millionaires lookin' at him.
The captain's wife stepped on the deck sayin',
"Shine, Shine, please save poor me.
I'll give you all the good pussy you can see.
Shine said, "Your pussy is good, and that is true,
but it's some hoes down on 5th Street that'll make an ass out of you!
There's pussy on land, and pussy on sea.
I got twenty-five hoes in New York just waiting for me!
Captain's daughter stepped on the deck sayin',
"Shine, Shine, please save poor me.
Said, I'll name this little kid after thee."
Shine said, "Bitch, Ya knocked up and gone have a kid,
but your ass got to hit this water
just like ol' Shine did."
Here come the Captain,
"Shine, Shine please save me.
I'll make you richer than any Shine can be."
Shine said, "Captain, to save you would be very fine
but I got to first save this black ass of mine."
Said, money on land and money on sea.
I got a thousand dollars in New York just waitin' on me.
Shine said, "Shark, look out!
Said, I know some of this black ass you'd like to taste,
but from here to New York is gonna be one hell of a race."
When the news got around the world
that the great Titanic had sunk,
Shine was in Harlem on a hundred and twenty-fifth street
damn near drunk.
Shine spent all of his money.
Fucked his twenty-five women.
Dick got sore!
Went to the doctor. Doctor said,
"Shine I'm gonna have to cut your dick off."
Shine said, "Doctor,
said, you better cut it off down to the muthafuckin' bone
cause if you leave any meat,
I'm gonna fuck right on!
If I should die,
have my balls soaked in alcohol,
lay my dick on my chest,
and tell the bitches ol' Shine has gone to rest!"
Shine died and went to Hell.
The Devil said, "all you bitches you better climb the wall
cause ol' Shine's done come down here to fuck us all!"