Mombot 2.0 by Trace of Lime Lyrics

My precious little angel
Light of my life
You simply could do no harm
Everyone around is just jealous
Of your inescapable charm

Yes I'd like to think mine is the best kid
A super special diamond in the rough
If anyone tries to tell him different
I'll sue you for all you got

We must keep the children safe
For they can do no wrong
Shield their little tiny eyes
From the dangers of the big bad world

Don't put your hands on my fat dumb boy
He did what he did but he felt it was right
He didn't know that there would be consequences
To the actions that he would incite
We must keep the children safe
For they can do no wrong
Shield their little tiny eyes
From the dangers of the big bad world

Let me protect you
Stay close to home
You better bring a jacket
In case it gets cold out
Cause mother always knows
Mother always knows
Oh yeah

My baby boy
He's the apple of my eye
He's never misbehaved
A single day in his life
From the day that he was born
I knew that he was special from all the rest