GRINCH vs SANTA Epic Rap Battle by Toys 4 You JucariiPentruTine Lyrics
[INTRO]
Santa...
VERSUS
Grinch
[Grinch - VERSE 1]
Hey kids, I'm the Grinch
And I swear I like to play
I like to steal dolls, just for fun...
AND Imma rip their heads away!
I'm a green evil monster and I live on a cliff...
I hate Christmas so much
But I'll try to keep it brief
Cuz I got planning to do...
Yeah, I'm gonna ruin Christmas!
Mmm... done that million times
And I'll do again this year...
[Santa - VERSE 1]
Mmm... let's see
Million times, huh?
What an embarrassment!
If you were intelligent, you would have just stopped...
It's kinda irrelevant...
Is that all you've got?
Less than I thought
Didn't expect you to act like a bot
This mighty villain is failing a lot!
[Harmony]
Failing a lot!
[Santa - VERSE 1 CONTINUED]
Stealing from children makes you feel brave?
But this is not brave, you live in a cave
You bettеr behave
Or I'll feed you to Dave
[Harmony]
Feed you to Davе...
[Santa - CONTINUED]
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
[Grinch - Chorus]
Christmas ain't back
Made sure of that
I got it hacked!
I got it hacked, I got it hacked!
Christmas ain't back
Made sure of that
I got it hacked!
I got it hacked!
[Santa - Chorus]
Christmas is back!
You can't change that!
Ho, ho, ho!
You can't change that!
Christmas is back!
You can't change that!
Ho, ho, ho!
You can't change that!
[Grinch - VERSE 2]
I'm a LEGEND. Santa Claus
You're on my turf
I promise I'll steal Christmas
And you'll get it back - never
Presents vanish in the air - Yeah!
I feel like a magician
It's simple, got a mission!
I'll ruin the tradition!
I'm tired of this stupid Holiday
To put it simply: I hate it, and you're fat
Hope you get stuck in the chimney
[Santa - VERSE 2]
You can't stop it
I'm already traveling across the globe...
While you're watching your plan fail
I'm watching Home Alone!
Your only friend is Max
But why can't we be friends as well?
I won't try to change your mind
I know the good will prevail
You won't be getting any presents
So you'd better behave
You can steal all the toys!
Ho, ho, ho!
You can steal all the toys
Still the Christmas Spirit stays!
[Grinch - Chorus]
Christmas ain't back
Made sure of that
I got it hacked!
I got it hacked, I got it hacked!
Christmas ain't back
Made sure of that
I got it hacked!
I got it hacked!
[Santa - Chorus]
Christmas is back!
You can't change that!
Ho, ho, ho!
You can't change that!
Christmas is back!
You can't change that!
Ho, ho, ho!
You can't change that!
[Grinch - DIALOGUE]
Umm, hey, Santa! Do you have anything for me in there?
Anything?... In the sled?
Santa...
VERSUS
Grinch
[Grinch - VERSE 1]
Hey kids, I'm the Grinch
And I swear I like to play
I like to steal dolls, just for fun...
AND Imma rip their heads away!
I'm a green evil monster and I live on a cliff...
I hate Christmas so much
But I'll try to keep it brief
Cuz I got planning to do...
Yeah, I'm gonna ruin Christmas!
Mmm... done that million times
And I'll do again this year...
[Santa - VERSE 1]
Mmm... let's see
Million times, huh?
What an embarrassment!
If you were intelligent, you would have just stopped...
It's kinda irrelevant...
Is that all you've got?
Less than I thought
Didn't expect you to act like a bot
This mighty villain is failing a lot!
[Harmony]
Failing a lot!
[Santa - VERSE 1 CONTINUED]
Stealing from children makes you feel brave?
But this is not brave, you live in a cave
You bettеr behave
Or I'll feed you to Dave
[Harmony]
Feed you to Davе...
[Santa - CONTINUED]
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
[Grinch - Chorus]
Christmas ain't back
Made sure of that
I got it hacked!
I got it hacked, I got it hacked!
Christmas ain't back
Made sure of that
I got it hacked!
I got it hacked!
[Santa - Chorus]
Christmas is back!
You can't change that!
Ho, ho, ho!
You can't change that!
Christmas is back!
You can't change that!
Ho, ho, ho!
You can't change that!
[Grinch - VERSE 2]
I'm a LEGEND. Santa Claus
You're on my turf
I promise I'll steal Christmas
And you'll get it back - never
Presents vanish in the air - Yeah!
I feel like a magician
It's simple, got a mission!
I'll ruin the tradition!
I'm tired of this stupid Holiday
To put it simply: I hate it, and you're fat
Hope you get stuck in the chimney
[Santa - VERSE 2]
You can't stop it
I'm already traveling across the globe...
While you're watching your plan fail
I'm watching Home Alone!
Your only friend is Max
But why can't we be friends as well?
I won't try to change your mind
I know the good will prevail
You won't be getting any presents
So you'd better behave
You can steal all the toys!
Ho, ho, ho!
You can steal all the toys
Still the Christmas Spirit stays!
[Grinch - Chorus]
Christmas ain't back
Made sure of that
I got it hacked!
I got it hacked, I got it hacked!
Christmas ain't back
Made sure of that
I got it hacked!
I got it hacked!
[Santa - Chorus]
Christmas is back!
You can't change that!
Ho, ho, ho!
You can't change that!
Christmas is back!
You can't change that!
Ho, ho, ho!
You can't change that!
[Grinch - DIALOGUE]
Umm, hey, Santa! Do you have anything for me in there?
Anything?... In the sled?