Candyland by Toy Bastard Lyrics

It's my first day of school
I'm thirty-five years old
And every day the germ of the bastard is in me

I, I grew up in Candyland
Lived there my whole life
It's alright
The love's so thick it rots your teeth

It's the average census lifestyle
You'll search for every day
In scholastic book fairs
And high school hallways

I, I grew up in Candyland
Lived there my whole life
And drank their wine
In Volkswagens while summer died