No Scene by Totem Terrors Lyrics

I've got email from Henry Rollins
Who the fuck are you?

I've got email from Simon Raymonde
Who the fuck are you?

Michael Eavis told me fuck off to my face
Who the fuck are you?

Andy Falkous used to give me demo tapes
Who the fuck are you?

Eddie Argos in Barfly
Dancing with me

How many interviews with Ian Mackaye
Does it take to make a scene?