The End is Near by Torrented Existence Lyrics

[Intro]
Alright, welcome to the end...
I am Mel. I am Minnesota Dan. And I'm Mon...
And I'm special guest...
You can call me...

[Alec Baldwin]
Hey, I wanna tell you something
And I wanna leave a message for you right now
Cause again it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday
And once again, I've made an ass of myself...

[Instrumental]