Improv - Spank That Ass by Tori Amos Lyrics

[Spoken]
Well, hello there
So, it's homecoming here, huh? Funny, that. So I don't want you to feel like you're missing out on anything. Now that you're not at the homecoming dance. But! You are with a former homecoming queen! Now, did you know on this homecoming day, there are so many odd things happening? Did you know that? Backstage? These guys, do you know what's happening backstage? I need to groove. I need to groove. Give me something

There was a man
C sharp!
There was a man
Backstage
I said, a man
Doing his thing
There was a man
You know

There was a man
Doing his thing
There was a man
Ah, talking, talking on the phone
There was a man
Can you believe he was
In a woman's room?
And I said, boy I got to
Spank your ass
Come here!
This is my room!
Spank that ass
Oh, who do you work for?
You on my crew?
Spanking your ass?
This is my room and I almost did
1, 2, 3, 4
I don't know, what the fuck, shut the door

There was a man upstairs
I looked on the side and I said
Amy, that says Lay, Lay, not Lay
Do not Lay, dees
Ladies, ladies
Sacred room, boy
That's a war room
The ladies' room
We do our thing
It is sacred territory
The Lord can't come in

But there was a man
On the, on the telephone
I said, boy, I got to
Come here
I got to spank your ass
Put your clothes on
Spank your ass
Naughty boy, you're in the throne room
Spanking that ass
Do you work on my crew, honey?
Cuz if you do, you're