2008 NASCAR Recap Parody Song by Topher Goggin Lyrics
(Intro)
About nine moths ago
Everyone was ready after Speedweeks
Came and gave them hope
These guys think they have a chance
To do their Sprint Cup champions Dance
From Gordon all the way to Derrick Cope
Now Dale Jarrett's set to slumber
Mears Keeps playing pick a number
Juniors out to Hendrick
And Hornish sure ain't to quick
I bet that Stewart cried
When got his new Toyota ride
But there all dreading deep inside
The lap that you'll go by
(Chorus 1)
So bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
(Verse 1)
For Newman Daytona love
When old Kurt Busch give on more shove
Cause the big Guy told him so
California saw the weepers grow
Carl Edwards was the Monday pro
And out to Vegas
Oil lids - where'd it go?
But we that Kyle Busch is quick
Though sometimes the fans think he's a...
When Carl's engine blew
You came charging right on through
And then Jeff Burton caught a bit of luck
And old DJ finally got to race the truck
And you decided not to suck the lap that you went by
(Chorus 2)
So bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
(Verse 2)
For 3 weeks you were back on top
A Phoenix win cause you didn't stop
Then Busch had the Dega speed
Dale Jr. stole Denny's Richmond lead
But he could not make it through turn 3
Thanks to Kyle
So Clint he got the green
Oh, then Kyle escaped his pitting woes
And Kasey got some wins at Lowe's
Those two sure like to win
Jr. at Michigan
Then as Kyle showed he could turn right
His brother had the clouds in sight
And you would soon rejoin the fight what lap would you go by
(Chorus 3)
We were singing bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
(Verse 3)
Willy, Nilly season getting silly
And Jayski said Tony's leaving really
Marks juiced up and coming back
Meanwhile Kyle kept driving fast
At Indy Goodyears they wouldn't last
So your pitstops meant that you could not be passed
Now the triangle was Carl's to lose
While Rowdy took a roadie cruise
Chalk to more up for Carl
Oh, and his bump made Kyle snarl
When you had toyed with them enough
Chad finally brought your fastest stuff
And you left the field right on its duff the lap that you went by
(Chorus 4)
We started singing bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
(Verse 4)
Oh, Bruton brought us to his new place
A group of 12 to start the chase
And Joey trying not to spin
So come on, Kyle be nimble
Kyle be quick
Kyle Busch forgot how to drive a stick
And Biffle just knows how to win
Oh, and as I watched the final lap
The 99 the wall he slapped
It didn't work like the game
And to the front you came
As the Smithmobile went down to low
Carl rammed the catastrophic blow
We saw Kev and Pansy toe to toe the lap that you went by
(Chorus 5)
They where singing bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
(Bridge)
Somehow you didn't win at Lowe's
And that helped old Jeff the gap to close
But you just went to Martinsville
The 99 had more in store
And put the pedal to the floor
But your crew chief set you up to steal his trill
The Texas slip was just a tease
You couldn't lose unless you dropped your keys
And your Phoenix cruiser
Made Homestead a snoozer
And the three men who all built this house
The boss, the boy, and Chad Knaus
They set a fire no one could douse the lap that you went by
(Chorus 6)
They were singing bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
They were singing
Bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
About nine moths ago
Everyone was ready after Speedweeks
Came and gave them hope
These guys think they have a chance
To do their Sprint Cup champions Dance
From Gordon all the way to Derrick Cope
Now Dale Jarrett's set to slumber
Mears Keeps playing pick a number
Juniors out to Hendrick
And Hornish sure ain't to quick
I bet that Stewart cried
When got his new Toyota ride
But there all dreading deep inside
The lap that you'll go by
(Chorus 1)
So bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
(Verse 1)
For Newman Daytona love
When old Kurt Busch give on more shove
Cause the big Guy told him so
California saw the weepers grow
Carl Edwards was the Monday pro
And out to Vegas
Oil lids - where'd it go?
But we that Kyle Busch is quick
Though sometimes the fans think he's a...
When Carl's engine blew
You came charging right on through
And then Jeff Burton caught a bit of luck
And old DJ finally got to race the truck
And you decided not to suck the lap that you went by
(Chorus 2)
So bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
(Verse 2)
For 3 weeks you were back on top
A Phoenix win cause you didn't stop
Then Busch had the Dega speed
Dale Jr. stole Denny's Richmond lead
But he could not make it through turn 3
Thanks to Kyle
So Clint he got the green
Oh, then Kyle escaped his pitting woes
And Kasey got some wins at Lowe's
Those two sure like to win
Jr. at Michigan
Then as Kyle showed he could turn right
His brother had the clouds in sight
And you would soon rejoin the fight what lap would you go by
(Chorus 3)
We were singing bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
(Verse 3)
Willy, Nilly season getting silly
And Jayski said Tony's leaving really
Marks juiced up and coming back
Meanwhile Kyle kept driving fast
At Indy Goodyears they wouldn't last
So your pitstops meant that you could not be passed
Now the triangle was Carl's to lose
While Rowdy took a roadie cruise
Chalk to more up for Carl
Oh, and his bump made Kyle snarl
When you had toyed with them enough
Chad finally brought your fastest stuff
And you left the field right on its duff the lap that you went by
(Chorus 4)
We started singing bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
(Verse 4)
Oh, Bruton brought us to his new place
A group of 12 to start the chase
And Joey trying not to spin
So come on, Kyle be nimble
Kyle be quick
Kyle Busch forgot how to drive a stick
And Biffle just knows how to win
Oh, and as I watched the final lap
The 99 the wall he slapped
It didn't work like the game
And to the front you came
As the Smithmobile went down to low
Carl rammed the catastrophic blow
We saw Kev and Pansy toe to toe the lap that you went by
(Chorus 5)
They where singing bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
(Bridge)
Somehow you didn't win at Lowe's
And that helped old Jeff the gap to close
But you just went to Martinsville
The 99 had more in store
And put the pedal to the floor
But your crew chief set you up to steal his trill
The Texas slip was just a tease
You couldn't lose unless you dropped your keys
And your Phoenix cruiser
Made Homestead a snoozer
And the three men who all built this house
The boss, the boy, and Chad Knaus
They set a fire no one could douse the lap that you went by
(Chorus 6)
They were singing bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive
Then we might admit you can drive
They were singing
Bye, bye Mr. 48 guy
Wheel your Chevy past ol' Kevvy
Put a lap on the 9
We ain't impressed but if you win 4 or 5 then
Maybe then we might admit you can drive