Rappin Raps Vol. 2 by Toothpick Tommy Lyrics

Awhhh yeah
Guess who's back?? You know it's the man again
Skinny as fuck, ohhhh I'm still standin' thin
Yeah you know my good ol' shenanigans
Catch me at your local mall dry humping mannequins

I'm leavin' cum on motel mattresses
That's where you'll find your chick shackled in
She wants to get freaky, I just wanna snack some chips
So after this I'll smack her tits and then snatch her tips

My cum is priceless, don't slam it quick
You better relish and cherish it, then capture it
My songs are like my food, you ain't gonna handle it
Writing these damn manuscripts when the candle's lit

I've got these P.C. people steady panicking
Cause my rhymes are fucking up more kids than the Vatican
They're so fat that you'll have to take Lovastatin
More damagin' than Africans with some Javelins
They could be smooth like some mandolins
Or rude with no lube like "Dude just ram it in"
Smashin' lips with my magic fist
Goin' so deep, you won't ever be havin' kids

Make your pussy look like a damn gasping fish
So loose that you could shove a cactus in
That's a whole lot of pricks, I hope you're passionate
Cause one things for sure, your walls won't come crashing in

My fashion isn't flashy like an Ambulance
But I'm still fly enough to suck Aladins dick
Don't laugh at it, you're probably trying to straddle it
So I guess I'm coming after you like the Jacobin

Call me a fag and I'll shrug it off rather quick
I'm straight but I know how to boast in my faggotness
I'm jackin' it to a girl named Jacqueline
I'm cacklin' like a Jackal on the hunt, practicing

So who's the fag now?? Cause you just imagined it!!
Don't deny it, your lying is so counterfeit

You better go home and make me some sandwiches
Feelin' like I'm At the beach with my dick in the sand, which is
Fuckin' crabby and hurtin' but I'll master this
I fuckin' love it though, cause I'm a masochist
Sometimes I just spit the whackest shit
You can't change it don't cast your ballets in
You couldn't correct me with a damn asterisk
Until then I'll stick with corny scumbaggishness

I'm the averagest, something I'm baskin' in
But even though my word is bond I won't cash it in
Cause the fact is I'm really not stackin' ships
Cheques bouncing more than raving Slovakians

That was cheesy, so let's get back up in
This beat and let you know man, what the hell's been happenin'
Slappin' kids so hard their mom's staggerin'
I'm bringin' that chemical warfare like The Alchemist

I'm the main protagonist and an anarchist
You're just a fascist, nationalist activist
You say I'm weak, but you know I'm a pacifist
I'll deck your grandmas kids, man, then pass a fist

To your mouth cause I'm such a philanthropist
And you're the adequate candidate for this catalyst
I won't make it big cause I'm just not ravenous
I don't care about success, I'm not a pragmatist

Fuck the girls claiming they're the baddest bitch
I wanna leave 'em lookin' like some damn radishes
But I'm not a pimp, never gonna practice it
Besides it's hard enough being nothing but gash and zits
She said she wants to fuck but I said "don't count on it"
Put your rabbit back in your hat cause I'm not down with tricks