Camper of the Year by Too Much Joy Lyrics
Shirts against the skins
I'm embarrassed by my chest
Small barbarians
Everything's a test
As a mark of the acclaim
And respect of all your peers
We are honored now to name
This season's one and only
Camper of the year
You're camper of the year!
William Hoser is the fat kid
Sometimes we kick his ass
He's such a little pussy
He likes being attacked
As a mark of your renown
Here's a small bronze naked man
He cannot be melted down
But wеlcome to the clan
Camper of thе year
You're camper of the year!
On the rifle range
Led by Uncle Jack
He says fire at Will
And everybody laughs
(even Hoser laughs)
As a mark of the acclaim
And respect of all your peers
We are honored now to name
This season's one and only
I'm embarrassed by my chest
Small barbarians
Everything's a test
As a mark of the acclaim
And respect of all your peers
We are honored now to name
This season's one and only
Camper of the year
You're camper of the year!
William Hoser is the fat kid
Sometimes we kick his ass
He's such a little pussy
He likes being attacked
As a mark of your renown
Here's a small bronze naked man
He cannot be melted down
But wеlcome to the clan
Camper of thе year
You're camper of the year!
On the rifle range
Led by Uncle Jack
He says fire at Will
And everybody laughs
(even Hoser laughs)
As a mark of the acclaim
And respect of all your peers
We are honored now to name
This season's one and only