MILF by Too Many Dicks Lyrics
[Dick 1]
I been waitin' my whole life
To find a girl that is my type
A real fine woman that can make my wife
So let me tell you what I like
A woman with curves and experience
And I think it's even better if she got kids
I need a Milfshake (milfshake)
To cool me down, I'm just so tired of playin' around
It's the same old girls and the same old town
And I know a good milf can put it down
She might be married and have six kids
But I really don't mind if she want the dick
All I ask is don't be too quick
Cause I wanna take my time with a milf this thicc
[Dick 2]
Baby, we had a deal
I give you this dick and you would pay for my meals
This ain't the perfect place, this ain't the time to reveal
The husband who's divorcing you took back his appeal
I been into older women since the seventh grade
Bodacious Mrs. May, her hair was turnin' gray
She liked to shake and sway, her ass in front of my face
I couldn't take the pace, I had to tell it straight
You know Mrs. May, I'd love to date
I know that there's a time and place
It's just you make me feel so great
I don't care what the teachers say
She said, I got more love to make
I've got a very youthful taste
But just for now you have to wait
Cause first you need to graduate
[Dick 3]
You made sure I had breakfast, but I'm ready for lunch
I think I'll have a piece of you with some Hawaiian Punch
Sure we ain't in Hawaii but I'm still gettin' laid
And if I cum inside too quick call that kid Minute Maid
I product tested like a hundred times with your daughter
But I didn't like the updates - still think alpha is hotter
Back then she was callin' me daddy
So if I'm with her mom, she'll still call me daddy
Cause I'm dunkin' like milk's best friend
Just call me Oreo
But I'm more like a milf's best friend
Cookies and cream that hoe
Milfshake, ass quake, the way she shake that moist cake
If she don't take my beef
She'll have to call my dick a missed steak
Been inside my dreams like you Freddy Krueger
I'm your week, this dick is fire, sayin' watch out to a cougar
They'll call you cradle robber, that to me sounds nice
We about to turn this robbery into a full on heist
Used to be a pool boy, yeah you brought me lemonade
And now I'm sittin' here writin' sweet serenades
Really wishin' I could see you, it's no fun by myself
Cause cookies always go so much better with milf
[Dick 4]
All I want's a milf in my life
I want it right now not askin'
But I'll help you carry your fatherless child
I have to make a bouquet of your favorite flowers
Face the problems we encounter, tackle what matters
In face of the love that we gathered
So please don't shut me down sloppy
I just wanna feel every curve on your body
You're a mom, yeah I get that
And damn right I'd hit that
Beat it up, ooh, Mortal Kombat
Get hitched, oh no fuck that
[Dick 5]
It's another lonely night
Cause my bed is still empty
Ain't nothin' feels right since the day that you left me
I need a pick me up, so I spark it up
Put the condom on and open up the Hub
Searchin' for some vids I can bust it to
I need a woman with kids to produce my glue
Ever since thirteen I craved some cake
Only wanted the kind that a momma could make
Watch a couple hours pass
Been through sixteen tabs
Not a single ass has made me gasp
Dick down the dumps, I'm aboutta give up
Till I see this bad bitch in the banner
And damn I wanna fuck her bad
Single moms in my area, send it to hysteria
A milf for me?
Ah, I can barely bare for you
Put the sack back and I be on my way
To fuck your mom while you're away
I been waitin' my whole life
To find a girl that is my type
A real fine woman that can make my wife
So let me tell you what I like
A woman with curves and experience
And I think it's even better if she got kids
I need a Milfshake (milfshake)
To cool me down, I'm just so tired of playin' around
It's the same old girls and the same old town
And I know a good milf can put it down
She might be married and have six kids
But I really don't mind if she want the dick
All I ask is don't be too quick
Cause I wanna take my time with a milf this thicc
[Dick 2]
Baby, we had a deal
I give you this dick and you would pay for my meals
This ain't the perfect place, this ain't the time to reveal
The husband who's divorcing you took back his appeal
I been into older women since the seventh grade
Bodacious Mrs. May, her hair was turnin' gray
She liked to shake and sway, her ass in front of my face
I couldn't take the pace, I had to tell it straight
You know Mrs. May, I'd love to date
I know that there's a time and place
It's just you make me feel so great
I don't care what the teachers say
She said, I got more love to make
I've got a very youthful taste
But just for now you have to wait
Cause first you need to graduate
[Dick 3]
You made sure I had breakfast, but I'm ready for lunch
I think I'll have a piece of you with some Hawaiian Punch
Sure we ain't in Hawaii but I'm still gettin' laid
And if I cum inside too quick call that kid Minute Maid
I product tested like a hundred times with your daughter
But I didn't like the updates - still think alpha is hotter
Back then she was callin' me daddy
So if I'm with her mom, she'll still call me daddy
Cause I'm dunkin' like milk's best friend
Just call me Oreo
But I'm more like a milf's best friend
Cookies and cream that hoe
Milfshake, ass quake, the way she shake that moist cake
If she don't take my beef
She'll have to call my dick a missed steak
Been inside my dreams like you Freddy Krueger
I'm your week, this dick is fire, sayin' watch out to a cougar
They'll call you cradle robber, that to me sounds nice
We about to turn this robbery into a full on heist
Used to be a pool boy, yeah you brought me lemonade
And now I'm sittin' here writin' sweet serenades
Really wishin' I could see you, it's no fun by myself
Cause cookies always go so much better with milf
[Dick 4]
All I want's a milf in my life
I want it right now not askin'
But I'll help you carry your fatherless child
I have to make a bouquet of your favorite flowers
Face the problems we encounter, tackle what matters
In face of the love that we gathered
So please don't shut me down sloppy
I just wanna feel every curve on your body
You're a mom, yeah I get that
And damn right I'd hit that
Beat it up, ooh, Mortal Kombat
Get hitched, oh no fuck that
[Dick 5]
It's another lonely night
Cause my bed is still empty
Ain't nothin' feels right since the day that you left me
I need a pick me up, so I spark it up
Put the condom on and open up the Hub
Searchin' for some vids I can bust it to
I need a woman with kids to produce my glue
Ever since thirteen I craved some cake
Only wanted the kind that a momma could make
Watch a couple hours pass
Been through sixteen tabs
Not a single ass has made me gasp
Dick down the dumps, I'm aboutta give up
Till I see this bad bitch in the banner
And damn I wanna fuck her bad
Single moms in my area, send it to hysteria
A milf for me?
Ah, I can barely bare for you
Put the sack back and I be on my way
To fuck your mom while you're away