Sit Down Pon It by Tony Matterhorn Lyrics
[Intro]
Matterhorn is all about sex! (You're not listening...)
Yeah
Who vex, vex
I practice what me preach
A fuck me say as me reach!
So, who nah waan fuck...?
All right gyal!
[Chorus]
Sit down pon it (sit down pon it, mi gyal)
Cock up pon it (cock up pon it nuh gyal)
Balance pon it (balance pon it, mi gyal)
Climb you fi climb, anuh whine you a whine
But...
[Verse 1]
Sorry, never mean fi wake you up, but now me couldn't hide it
'Cause you sidong pon di buddy, balance and ride it
And mi slip and side it, then I went inside it
When she say, "Fuck it out, Tony!"
Now mi push it up so hard because her body tempt me
And she said she want a hot wuk, mi give her plenty
Reload because its empty, make another entry
Claat and mi make a century
Anytime me touch the road, me better be sure
Get a condom before me go down the seashore
Her man, him drive a Rav4, me take a detour
Then me explode inna di belly just like a C4
Cock it up and jack it pon di beach of Portmore
Now she riding off di cocky, turn mi buddy head sore
Whole heap of style, mi have it inna stock and in store
'Cause da cocky insure
So, what you in for?
[Chorus]
Sit down pon it (sit down pon it, mi gyal)
Cock up pon it (cock up pon it nuh gyal)
Balance pon it (balance pon it, mi gyal)
Climb you fi climb, anuh whine you a whine
But...
[Verse 2]
Cock it up nuh gyal, just squeeze it up because me love your whining
If you have a g-spot, mi hunt and then mi find it
Me say, "Cum, baby, cum, and if it cum, mi mind it"
And she still a say, "Wuk it out, Tony!"
Baby, bring that pussy come yaso, please
Make mi fuck it out and you bring it fi breeze
Mi nah go nowhere, mi nah leave
'Cause anytime that I see you...
I know my bed, it won't be empty
And my nights, they won't be lonely
'Cause each night I face the pleasure, but you feel pain
[Verse 1]
Sorry, never mean fi wake you up, but now me couldn't hide it
'Cause you sidong pon di buddy, balance and ride it
And mi slip and side it, then I went inside it
When she say, "Fuck me, Tony!"
Now mi push it up so hard because her body tempt me
And she said she want a hot wuk, mi give her plenty
Reload because its empty, make another entry
Claat and mi make a century
Anytime me touch the road, me better be sure
Get a condom before me go down the seashore
Her man, him drive a Rav4, me take a detour
Then me explode inna di belly just like a C4
Cock it up and jack it pon di beach of Portmore
Now she riding off di cocky, turn mi buddy head sore
Whole heap of style, mi have it inna stock and in store
'Cause da cocky insure
So, what you in for?
[Chorus: (2X)]
Sit down pon it (sit down pon it, mi gyal)
Cock up pon it (cock up pon it nuh gyal)
Balance pon it (balance pon it, mi gyal)
Climb you fi climb, anuh whine you a whine
But...
[Verse 1]
Sorry, never mean fi wake you up, but now me couldn't hide it
'Cause you sidong pon di buddy, balance and ride it
And mi slip and side it, then I went inside it
When she say, "Fuck it out, Tony!"
Now mi push it up so hard because her body tempt me
And she said she want a hot wuk, mi give her plenty
Reload because its empty, make another entry
Claat and mi make a century
Anytime me touch the road, me better be sure
Get a condom before me go down the seashore
Her man, him drive a Rav4, me take a detour
Then me explode inna di belly just like a C4
Cock it up and jack it pon di beach of Portmore
Now she riding off di cocky, turn mi buddy head sore
Whole heap of style, mi have it inna stock and in store
'Cause da cocky insure
So, what you in for?
[Outro]
Sit down pon it (sit down pon it, mi gyal)
Cock up pon it (cock up pon it nuh gyal)
Balance pon it (balance pon it, mi gyal)
Climb you fi climb, anuh whine...
Matterhorn is all about sex! (You're not listening...)
Yeah
Who vex, vex
I practice what me preach
A fuck me say as me reach!
So, who nah waan fuck...?
All right gyal!
[Chorus]
Sit down pon it (sit down pon it, mi gyal)
Cock up pon it (cock up pon it nuh gyal)
Balance pon it (balance pon it, mi gyal)
Climb you fi climb, anuh whine you a whine
But...
[Verse 1]
Sorry, never mean fi wake you up, but now me couldn't hide it
'Cause you sidong pon di buddy, balance and ride it
And mi slip and side it, then I went inside it
When she say, "Fuck it out, Tony!"
Now mi push it up so hard because her body tempt me
And she said she want a hot wuk, mi give her plenty
Reload because its empty, make another entry
Claat and mi make a century
Anytime me touch the road, me better be sure
Get a condom before me go down the seashore
Her man, him drive a Rav4, me take a detour
Then me explode inna di belly just like a C4
Cock it up and jack it pon di beach of Portmore
Now she riding off di cocky, turn mi buddy head sore
Whole heap of style, mi have it inna stock and in store
'Cause da cocky insure
So, what you in for?
[Chorus]
Sit down pon it (sit down pon it, mi gyal)
Cock up pon it (cock up pon it nuh gyal)
Balance pon it (balance pon it, mi gyal)
Climb you fi climb, anuh whine you a whine
But...
[Verse 2]
Cock it up nuh gyal, just squeeze it up because me love your whining
If you have a g-spot, mi hunt and then mi find it
Me say, "Cum, baby, cum, and if it cum, mi mind it"
And she still a say, "Wuk it out, Tony!"
Baby, bring that pussy come yaso, please
Make mi fuck it out and you bring it fi breeze
Mi nah go nowhere, mi nah leave
'Cause anytime that I see you...
I know my bed, it won't be empty
And my nights, they won't be lonely
'Cause each night I face the pleasure, but you feel pain
[Verse 1]
Sorry, never mean fi wake you up, but now me couldn't hide it
'Cause you sidong pon di buddy, balance and ride it
And mi slip and side it, then I went inside it
When she say, "Fuck me, Tony!"
Now mi push it up so hard because her body tempt me
And she said she want a hot wuk, mi give her plenty
Reload because its empty, make another entry
Claat and mi make a century
Anytime me touch the road, me better be sure
Get a condom before me go down the seashore
Her man, him drive a Rav4, me take a detour
Then me explode inna di belly just like a C4
Cock it up and jack it pon di beach of Portmore
Now she riding off di cocky, turn mi buddy head sore
Whole heap of style, mi have it inna stock and in store
'Cause da cocky insure
So, what you in for?
[Chorus: (2X)]
Sit down pon it (sit down pon it, mi gyal)
Cock up pon it (cock up pon it nuh gyal)
Balance pon it (balance pon it, mi gyal)
Climb you fi climb, anuh whine you a whine
But...
[Verse 1]
Sorry, never mean fi wake you up, but now me couldn't hide it
'Cause you sidong pon di buddy, balance and ride it
And mi slip and side it, then I went inside it
When she say, "Fuck it out, Tony!"
Now mi push it up so hard because her body tempt me
And she said she want a hot wuk, mi give her plenty
Reload because its empty, make another entry
Claat and mi make a century
Anytime me touch the road, me better be sure
Get a condom before me go down the seashore
Her man, him drive a Rav4, me take a detour
Then me explode inna di belly just like a C4
Cock it up and jack it pon di beach of Portmore
Now she riding off di cocky, turn mi buddy head sore
Whole heap of style, mi have it inna stock and in store
'Cause da cocky insure
So, what you in for?
[Outro]
Sit down pon it (sit down pon it, mi gyal)
Cock up pon it (cock up pon it nuh gyal)
Balance pon it (balance pon it, mi gyal)
Climb you fi climb, anuh whine...