Shops N Robbers by Tommy Brown (UK) Lyrics
(The grapevine lies)
I’m delectable deliciousness (Okay)
And Methodists are climbing Everest
A pacifist, I’ll level this
Terrorists on laxatives
Drops bombs on the backseat of a taxi
No Sat Nav like
Tom Tom Tommy Brown
Where do I go now? (Where do I go now?)
In the back streets , I dunno
But I know a tune that is loud
And catchy, I rap G
Catch me relaxing
Having black tea
The sound of Apache
Flying overhead a helicopter it bled
The sky is red I need a doctor and next
He’s asking me the symptoms I said
Bill Clinton was pictured on a jet
With a convicted villain
Yet it’s me with the problems in my head (In my head)
I go loco in Tokyo
Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies (Porky pies)
Sanitise the truth postcodes fight in the booth
On a Mini Moto toking zoots (Ten out of ten)
And I’m not done with it yet
Let me rewind
Hundred percent
Home for tea time (Yum yum)
Under the bed he hides
And I find the monster chats nonsense
Every single time but
Like these rhymes he’s got options
Pick a side like Christ
A Protestant survives (For once)
But even in our groups
We break up and divide
It don’t take much to see the constant demise (Nuh uh)
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother
No need to even run from the coppers
This year's special offer
Take what you like kids proper
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother (Uh)
No need to even run from the coppers (Yeah)
This year's special offer
Take what you like kids proper (Mathematics)
Common denominator on the bottom
Stopping the guys on top being toppled over
Survivalists we got to be revived
Please be advised
We need to realise
We’re robots and we rot inside
I’m a herbalist hyperbole burning this hole
In my pocket watch (What's the time?)
Disturbing burgundy
Hurtling rockets
We lost eternity
Try stop it
I mop it up
Knickerbocker glory
Nickelodeon and puff
Get a load of this I’m earning big bucks (Cha-ching)
Returning love
I’m turning off my burner phone
I won’t pick up (Nuh Uh)
A little hiccup
You’re a spanner in the works (Yeah)
Bruce Banner in the marvel universe (Hulk smash)
I drink a Fanta too quick and burp
Who can concur
Living it up large to be heard to be seen
Regurgitate a scene
Hibernate urbanite
Sleeping on a curb
Overnight
Standardise
Learning to fly like a bird
Turning in my bed
Turning in a grave
We crave absurdity
I’m burning trees all day (Hella)
I play cops and robbers if I’m bothered
And recreate a murder scene
The grapevine lies
The truth you heard is wrong
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother
No need to even run from the coppers
This year's special offer (Uh)
Take what you like kids proper (Yeah)
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother
No need to even run from the coppers
This year's special offer
Take what you like kids proper
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother
No need to even run from the coppers
This year's special offer
Take what you like kids proper
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother
No need to even run from the coppers
This year's special offer
Take what you like kids proper
I’m delectable deliciousness (Okay)
And Methodists are climbing Everest
A pacifist, I’ll level this
Terrorists on laxatives
Drops bombs on the backseat of a taxi
No Sat Nav like
Tom Tom Tommy Brown
Where do I go now? (Where do I go now?)
In the back streets , I dunno
But I know a tune that is loud
And catchy, I rap G
Catch me relaxing
Having black tea
The sound of Apache
Flying overhead a helicopter it bled
The sky is red I need a doctor and next
He’s asking me the symptoms I said
Bill Clinton was pictured on a jet
With a convicted villain
Yet it’s me with the problems in my head (In my head)
I go loco in Tokyo
Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies (Porky pies)
Sanitise the truth postcodes fight in the booth
On a Mini Moto toking zoots (Ten out of ten)
And I’m not done with it yet
Let me rewind
Hundred percent
Home for tea time (Yum yum)
Under the bed he hides
And I find the monster chats nonsense
Every single time but
Like these rhymes he’s got options
Pick a side like Christ
A Protestant survives (For once)
But even in our groups
We break up and divide
It don’t take much to see the constant demise (Nuh uh)
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother
No need to even run from the coppers
This year's special offer
Take what you like kids proper
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother (Uh)
No need to even run from the coppers (Yeah)
This year's special offer
Take what you like kids proper (Mathematics)
Common denominator on the bottom
Stopping the guys on top being toppled over
Survivalists we got to be revived
Please be advised
We need to realise
We’re robots and we rot inside
I’m a herbalist hyperbole burning this hole
In my pocket watch (What's the time?)
Disturbing burgundy
Hurtling rockets
We lost eternity
Try stop it
I mop it up
Knickerbocker glory
Nickelodeon and puff
Get a load of this I’m earning big bucks (Cha-ching)
Returning love
I’m turning off my burner phone
I won’t pick up (Nuh Uh)
A little hiccup
You’re a spanner in the works (Yeah)
Bruce Banner in the marvel universe (Hulk smash)
I drink a Fanta too quick and burp
Who can concur
Living it up large to be heard to be seen
Regurgitate a scene
Hibernate urbanite
Sleeping on a curb
Overnight
Standardise
Learning to fly like a bird
Turning in my bed
Turning in a grave
We crave absurdity
I’m burning trees all day (Hella)
I play cops and robbers if I’m bothered
And recreate a murder scene
The grapevine lies
The truth you heard is wrong
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother
No need to even run from the coppers
This year's special offer (Uh)
Take what you like kids proper (Yeah)
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother
No need to even run from the coppers
This year's special offer
Take what you like kids proper
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother
No need to even run from the coppers
This year's special offer
Take what you like kids proper
People out here playing shops and robbers
Mask on no bother
No need to even run from the coppers
This year's special offer
Take what you like kids proper