Munchin by Tomkindafails Lyrics

[Intro]
Just ate a biscuit
It was a bourbon
It was actually a really good biscuit i actually liked it

TOM COMING IN
BOOM!

[Verse 1]
Just did your mum and the sheets are sticky
That's not a burn mark that’s just her hickey
I met up with a guy named ricky
(yeah i like- i like ricky)

I am a guy and my name is bim
I am not cis i do not use he/him
All the hoes i'm doing and leaving
Lost one gf and yet i'm not greiving
Im getting snaps, nudes i am recieiving
If god gave me bitches then i’d start believing
This rap is lukewarm and the ryhmes are subpar
What does subpar mean?
The protagonist of kung fu panda is po
REGULAR SHOW (WOAAAAAAAH)

[Verse 2]
This rap isn't funny
No i'm not laughing
I switched up my stream choice and now i'm not crafting
Im a step ahead
I learn from what scars
‘you wanna know how i got these bars?'
I'm the heavy your mums the medic
These veins aren't pulmonary they're cryogenic
Looking sus, hoes among me
I stung your mother like i am barry b

[Bridge]
Sometimes when it gets really cold at night curl up and think about all the reasons i hate myself

BUDDIES DAD IS CALLED PAPA ELF

[Verse 3]
I have one gun and its yellow
Idk why i wrote that line
Call me moses how i parted the pee sea
The americans dumped out all of my tea
There’s this mace that’s categorically a flail
I met up with another guy called dale
(yeah i love dale, dales a good guy, i love dale, shoutout dale)
So his names tom right, but he doesn't always fail
[Bridge]
Yeah that was the joke
Im waiting for the- im waiting for the beat drop to happen
Idk when its happening but its gonna happen sometime soon
Oh right about now

[Verse 4]
Sometimes my ass gets real sweaty
My swamp ass goes hard, not as hard as jesseeee
(who’s jesse? do i even know a jesse??)
YEAH. I DO. BREAKING BAD
(thanks tom!)