Bad Dragon by Tomgoonery Lyrics

Claiming you tote tools, why you mad cappin'?
I'ma show up at your wedding where I'll catch you lackin'
Get your bride shot, and I'll be glad it happened
I'll murder you pussies like a Bad Dragon
Cut your ring finger off, put it in a napkin
Throw it in a box, then I'll gift-wrap it
Drop it at your mom's house, then I leave laughin'
And I'll think about my actions when I'm home fappin'