The Wandering God rant by Tombstone Da Deadman Lyrics
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Have you ever noticed how God keeps moving?
In ancient times, believers in the biblical God thought that he lived on a mountaintop
But once we were able to scale that mountain and observe for ourselves that he wasn't there, he moved into the clouds
But, once we were able to fly
Well, let's just say it got a little bit more complicated pinning down his residence
Because it seemed that he had many homes
Some believers would assert that he lives in the human heart
But see, the heart has been mapped, opened up, and thoroughly observed
Guess what? He wasn't there
And then it got really silly because the believers in the biblical God began to assert that he is everywhere, at once
But that didn't make much sense upon further scrutiny
Mainly because they also insist that evil cannot exist in His presence
Yet, they admit to believing that evil exists in the world
If God exists everywhere, then evil shouldn't exist anywhere
Going by their own definition
See if being omnipresent is one of the main ingredients of your definition of God
Then you are presented with somewhat of a dilemma
So where does God exist now?
Well now it seems that the apologists have used their G.P.S., their "God Positioning System"
To pinpoint His new local at the beginning of the big bang
Now, according to them, this is where He is
But isn't it more likely that you're just moving the goalposts?
At this point, (laughs) you have very nearly moved him out of our reality
Now to me, that means they're one more step, and you've almost got it
Because outside of our reality would mean that He's - Not - Real
Have you ever noticed how God keeps moving?
In ancient times, believers in the biblical God thought that he lived on a mountaintop
But once we were able to scale that mountain and observe for ourselves that he wasn't there, he moved into the clouds
But, once we were able to fly
Well, let's just say it got a little bit more complicated pinning down his residence
Because it seemed that he had many homes
Some believers would assert that he lives in the human heart
But see, the heart has been mapped, opened up, and thoroughly observed
Guess what? He wasn't there
And then it got really silly because the believers in the biblical God began to assert that he is everywhere, at once
But that didn't make much sense upon further scrutiny
Mainly because they also insist that evil cannot exist in His presence
Yet, they admit to believing that evil exists in the world
If God exists everywhere, then evil shouldn't exist anywhere
Going by their own definition
See if being omnipresent is one of the main ingredients of your definition of God
Then you are presented with somewhat of a dilemma
So where does God exist now?
Well now it seems that the apologists have used their G.P.S., their "God Positioning System"
To pinpoint His new local at the beginning of the big bang
Now, according to them, this is where He is
But isn't it more likely that you're just moving the goalposts?
At this point, (laughs) you have very nearly moved him out of our reality
Now to me, that means they're one more step, and you've almost got it
Because outside of our reality would mean that He's - Not - Real