GUniverse by Tombstone Da Deadman Lyrics
[Intro (Overlapping)]
Religion does not exist in the #GU Universe
Bigotry does not exist in the #GU Universe
Holy wars do not exist in the #GU Universe
Pseudo science does not exist in the #GU Universe
Whack MCs do not exist in the #GU Universe
You do not exist in the #GU Universe
[Verse 1]
Warning, I woke up this morning with an attitude
You rappers better watch what you do before I start smacking dudes
Nobody's colder than this corpse that spits boulders made of ice
So shut your whack-ass mouth, because you're not nice
Fuck them lower standards that they try to brand us with
I snatch the mic and hammer it into the ground until it splits
Yell out "for Asgard" and hold it up and brandish it
Bring down the thunder and lightning and see how quick you vanish, bitch
I'm Grand Unified, the dead man, I do or die
Suicide mission, you dissing, well then it's you and I
Meet me on the field of battle bringing all your armaments
Your ammunitions nice cause believe me you're gonna need all of it
You could never see me no not even on your best day
I'll beat your ass dismantle your arguments in the same way
I'm tired of all of ya'll, you thinking that the old man's playing
The same spot you stepped up, I leave your punk ass laying
[Chorus]
I hope you get it now, you cracking slick I take you down
Your intellect's deficient so listen and fear it, clown
This is not the place to be this is a killing spree
My mind is capable of processing at sub-light speeds
A walking corpse and still there's no way that you're live as me
I'm moving photon-fast, there's no way that your eyes can see
If you thinking this is bad it's only getting worse
You're dense and do not exist inside the #G Universe
[Verse 2]
I manage to make damage when I ram a wall at full force
The talentless get out of sort and then I'm labeled poor sport
Because I like to expose them, they hide until it's over
I mostly use them as therapy the weight upon my shoulders
Is massive at times, I don't breathe, there is no air a dead man needs
No weapon forged against me, there's no way a dead man bleeds
I spot you plotting on us, #GU will not ignore this
Too many lyricists you don't exist so just avoid us
I get you know you thought that all we did was Christian clown
Destroy some arguments but lyrically we don't astound
My whole team is full of threats you rolling with some bums
I peeped your videos as far as rhymes you don't have none
You're not creative so save it for all the lesser ones
I'm out your league and if I take siege I'm guessing blood'll run
But not the way you think I mean this metaphorically
You're not a threat and keeping it real your ass is boring me
[Chorus]
I hope you get it now, you cracking slick I take you down
Your intellect's deficient so listen and fear it, clown
This is not the place to be this is a killing spree
My mind is capable of processing at sub-light speeds
A walking corpse and still there's no way that you're live as me
I'm moving photon-fast, there's no way that your eyes can see
If you thinking this is bad it's only getting worse
You're dense and do not exist inside the #G Universe
[Verse 3]
You just got kicked in the nuts, told that you suck
And punched in the gut, then I followed up with a bus driver uppercut
The force shattered every window in a 5 block radius
The aftermath of the attack is now you walk by aimless
Confusion from contusion and bruising of brain cells
You're trapped, allow me to welcome you to your own personal hell
Incarcerated in the absolute worst places of all time
There's no escape the prison occupied is your mind
[Chorus]
I hope you get it now, you cracking slick I take you down
Your intellect's deficient so listen and fear it, clown
This is not the place to be this is a killing spree
My mind is capable of processing at sub-light speeds
A walking corpse and still there's no way that you're live as me
I'm moving photon-fast, there's no way that your eyes can see
If you thinking this is bad it's only getting worse
You're dense and do not exist inside the #G Universe
Religion does not exist in the #GU Universe
Bigotry does not exist in the #GU Universe
Holy wars do not exist in the #GU Universe
Pseudo science does not exist in the #GU Universe
Whack MCs do not exist in the #GU Universe
You do not exist in the #GU Universe
[Verse 1]
Warning, I woke up this morning with an attitude
You rappers better watch what you do before I start smacking dudes
Nobody's colder than this corpse that spits boulders made of ice
So shut your whack-ass mouth, because you're not nice
Fuck them lower standards that they try to brand us with
I snatch the mic and hammer it into the ground until it splits
Yell out "for Asgard" and hold it up and brandish it
Bring down the thunder and lightning and see how quick you vanish, bitch
I'm Grand Unified, the dead man, I do or die
Suicide mission, you dissing, well then it's you and I
Meet me on the field of battle bringing all your armaments
Your ammunitions nice cause believe me you're gonna need all of it
You could never see me no not even on your best day
I'll beat your ass dismantle your arguments in the same way
I'm tired of all of ya'll, you thinking that the old man's playing
The same spot you stepped up, I leave your punk ass laying
[Chorus]
I hope you get it now, you cracking slick I take you down
Your intellect's deficient so listen and fear it, clown
This is not the place to be this is a killing spree
My mind is capable of processing at sub-light speeds
A walking corpse and still there's no way that you're live as me
I'm moving photon-fast, there's no way that your eyes can see
If you thinking this is bad it's only getting worse
You're dense and do not exist inside the #G Universe
[Verse 2]
I manage to make damage when I ram a wall at full force
The talentless get out of sort and then I'm labeled poor sport
Because I like to expose them, they hide until it's over
I mostly use them as therapy the weight upon my shoulders
Is massive at times, I don't breathe, there is no air a dead man needs
No weapon forged against me, there's no way a dead man bleeds
I spot you plotting on us, #GU will not ignore this
Too many lyricists you don't exist so just avoid us
I get you know you thought that all we did was Christian clown
Destroy some arguments but lyrically we don't astound
My whole team is full of threats you rolling with some bums
I peeped your videos as far as rhymes you don't have none
You're not creative so save it for all the lesser ones
I'm out your league and if I take siege I'm guessing blood'll run
But not the way you think I mean this metaphorically
You're not a threat and keeping it real your ass is boring me
[Chorus]
I hope you get it now, you cracking slick I take you down
Your intellect's deficient so listen and fear it, clown
This is not the place to be this is a killing spree
My mind is capable of processing at sub-light speeds
A walking corpse and still there's no way that you're live as me
I'm moving photon-fast, there's no way that your eyes can see
If you thinking this is bad it's only getting worse
You're dense and do not exist inside the #G Universe
[Verse 3]
You just got kicked in the nuts, told that you suck
And punched in the gut, then I followed up with a bus driver uppercut
The force shattered every window in a 5 block radius
The aftermath of the attack is now you walk by aimless
Confusion from contusion and bruising of brain cells
You're trapped, allow me to welcome you to your own personal hell
Incarcerated in the absolute worst places of all time
There's no escape the prison occupied is your mind
[Chorus]
I hope you get it now, you cracking slick I take you down
Your intellect's deficient so listen and fear it, clown
This is not the place to be this is a killing spree
My mind is capable of processing at sub-light speeds
A walking corpse and still there's no way that you're live as me
I'm moving photon-fast, there's no way that your eyes can see
If you thinking this is bad it's only getting worse
You're dense and do not exist inside the #G Universe