​asdfmovie14 by TomSka Lyrics

Ay, somebody order a large-a pizza?!
I did! *splat*
Oh no! I drop-a da pizza on a little man!

It's Taco Tuesday! *guitar riff*
Not again!! *eerie music*
*smash* Where's my money?!

Guess whooose arms I stole?

*rubbery stretching*
You want some spaghetti?

Look, honey! *baby cooing*
The baby is taking his first... Life.
*baby rapidly approaching* *bone snapping*

Broccoli... Sockoli... What's he doing today?!
He's dead.

Wait a minute... I can't drive. *smash*
I want to speak to your manager!
*chair dragging across floor*
What seems to be the problem here?

I find you... Guilty! *ominous music*
Of nothing! *optimistic music*
The sentence is death. *church bell tolls*

Egg.
Stop turning people into e-
Egg.

*sniffs* Eugh... Time to changе this baby!
*trash can clangs* *box rustles*
*baby coos* Yeah.

Hey, you four-еyed freak!!
Aww... Don't listen to 'em!
*screeching*

Yeah can I get uuuh... Death.
What?
*church bell tolls*
*church bell tolls again*

Hey! Get outta my sandwich!
No.
Here's the results of your spelling test...
Wow! An "A"!

*chuckles* That's my girl!
I'm sorry for your loss, ma'am.

Make me a drink! *slap* Yeah!

Where's my wife?! Oh, there's my wife!
Where's my keys?! Oh, there's my keys!
Okay, I'm off to work!! *kiss* Where's the door?!

Mum, I'm scared...
Aw, honey... Ghosts aren't real.
Oh... Okay...

*handle turning* Ah HA! That's how you open a door.

What do we want?!
Death!
When do we want it?
*church bell tolls*
*church bell tolls again*
Hey guys, sorry I'm la- *church bell tolls*